Me:*in the darkness of night* HURRY UP JAEGAR WE NEED THIS TO BE PERFECT FOR FRECKLES 

Eren: IM TRYING IM TRYING JEEZ YOU SOUND LIKE MIKASA 

Me: WELL YOU KNOW I AINT BEING NICE TO YA UNLIKE MIKASA

Eren: I KNOW I KNOW JEEZ

Me: WHERE IS EVERYONE THEY SHOULD BE HERE TO PREPARE 

Eren: I DONT KNOW WOMAN 

Me: CALL THEM 

Eren:I HAVE FOR 57495 TIMES 

Me: CALL THEM AGAIN BOI 

Eren: FINE*Calls Mikasa* Hello-

Mikasa,Armin ,Ymir and Krista: *Jumps through window*HEY

Bethorldt, Reiner and Annie:*cartwheels through garden*WASSUP

Connie,Sasha,Hanji and Erwin: *crashes through ceiling* WE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL-

Levi: *walks through door normally* No. Tch brats. 

Hanji: Tch. 

Eren: PREPARE IDIOTS 

Me: I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SAY THIS BUT YEAH LISTN TO EREN

Eren: OH MY GAWD

Me: TREASURE THIS MOMENT

Eren: JA

Eren& Me: *bromance fist bump* 

Everyone else: .............This is only for Marco because he is the nicest person on Earth.

-5 hours later-

Me: OKAY LET US BEGIN THE THING

Eren: SPECIFY WOMAN 

Me: GET READY GODDAMMIT 

Everyone else:*awkwardly hides under table* There. 

Me: NOW WE WAIT FOR JEAN TO BRING MARCO 

Sasha: *eating potatoes* Tell me when he gets here I'll give him potatoes 

Connie: Yup  

-With Jean and Marco-

Marco:*reading*

Jean:*looks nervously at watch*

Marco:*looks up from book* *hopefully* Jean? Do you know what day it is today?

Jean:*pretending* Um,  June 16th? Right?

Marco: *looks sad* Yeah......................................... 

Jean: *sighs* Alright, let's go to Author-chan's place 

Marco: Wait hold up the last time we went it was a disaster....... *looks anxious*

Jean: I know. Let's go!*grabs Marco's hand and drags him away*

Marco: Um okay........ *worried for his life*

Jean: *texts Eren* Going to house now. GET READY FOR MARCO ! And me and my usual awesomeness.

-Back to everyone else-

Eren:*smashes phone* HE IS NOT AWESOME 

Me: WHY BREAK YOUR PHONE NOW YOU CAN'T READ YAOI

Eren: OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Wait I have a computer.

Me:*sighs* OKAY READY GUYS?

Eren: SURE LETS DO THIS GUYS 

Me&Eren: *bromance fist bump*

Annie: *whispers to Reiner and Berthorldt* Hey are they always like this 

Reiner: *listening to Let it Go* LET IT GOOOOOOOOO LET IT GOOOOOO CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMOREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Bertholdt: Yeah. Is this your first time here?

Annie: Yeah. Wish I never came. 

Bertholdt: Same here. 

Me: THEY ARE HERE 

Marco and Jean:*walks through door*

Everyone :*jumps up* HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sasha& Connie: *chucks potatoes* BIRTHDAY PRESENTS  

Me:*plays  music from phone*  I GOT THE MOVES LIKE-

Eren: JAEGAR 

Erwin:*dancing*

Hanji:*videos dance* YEAH 

levi:*prays to Gods* Save me 

Me: NOPE 

Armin: GET USED TO IT 

Marco: *looks confuzzled* (He has the right I don't even know what's happening)

Jean: *hugs Marco* HAPPY BIRTHDAY! We planned a surprise party for you. Also, sorry if I sounded mean when I pretended to forget your birthday, I didn't want to spoil it.

Marco:*starts to cry*

Jean: *panicks* OH MY GOD MARCO I AM SO SORRY IF I MADE YOU SAD

Marco:*hugs Jean back* No, I'm so happy that you guys did all of this for me, thank you!

Jean: 

#MarcoProtectionSquad