POV: You're a parent to k.pop groups. But the group is a singular person.

OLDEST CHILD (SON) [BTS]

BTS: Ha! Mum loves me the most cause I'm her first child.☺️

THE REAL OLDEST CHILD. [BLACK PINK]

B.P: You know that I'm your elder right? 🤨 (To BTS)

ORIGINAL FIRST CHILD WHO DIED (Not literally)
[RED VELVET]

*From heaven*

Red.V: (To black pink) Tsk...I should be the one taking your place.

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BTS: (To B.P) Yes ofcourse 😅 Unni.

FOURTH CHILD [TXT]

TXT: Ha! You think Mum loves YOU the most? Lol, Keep dreaming. You sound more delusional than a Stan. (To BTS)

SIXTH CHILD. [WAY V]

WAYV: (To TXT) So if it's not BTS, then, who do you think is the favorite? You?

TXT: No! It's not me. And it's not THEM either. I know that for a fact! Why? do you think it might be you?

WAYV: Well...(Interrupted by BTS)

BTS: Dude! Aren't you like adopted? Why would you even want to consider that mum would pick you as the favorite?

B.P: BTS! Be nice. He's still our brother. Stop fussing cause your pissed it's not you!

BTS: 😔Okay you're right. 😒 guess you're still our brother after all. I'm sorry.

WAYV: (Doesn't give a shit. But smiles anyway)

B.P: So, TXT. Who do you think mum loves most? *Flips her hair*

TXT: *Points * He's right there.

FIFTH CHILD [NCT DREAM]

NCT. D: YUP! That would be me!!!\⁠(⁠๑⁠╹⁠◡⁠╹⁠๑⁠)⁠ﾉ

*Everyone stares in silence*

TXT: Not you😒...him😏.

NCT.D: Huh? *Turns back *

*The G. O. A. T!!!!ᕙ⁠[⁠･⁠۝･⁠]⁠ᕗ walks passed him*

THIRD CHILD [STRAYKIDS]

SKZ: I think he meant me.

*Shoves NCT.D to the side*

Others: *Appluading*

BTS: 😒 *Thinks* Bullshit! you're just a knock off version of us. (According to crazy Netazins) Wait up! Now why exactly would mum pick you as her favorite? What's so great about you? (To SKZ)

(Car drives in) *Everyone rushed towards the window*

NCT. D: *Excited* Ah! Finally Mum's back! *Begins to think* And now I can show all of them who the real favorite is.

B.P: (Opens the door)

Everyone: WELCOME BACK MUM!!!

MUM: Hey there kids. Hope you're all alright.

*Everyone nods*

Mum: Ah, that's great to hear. Now, all of you. I'd love y'all to meet...Your new siblings. Say hello guys.

ZB1 X (G)-IDLE

ZB1: (Shyly) Hi there. *Waves at everyone, accidentally making eye contact with the boy's*

*BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE*

The Boys be like: 
Who the f*** are you?

G-(idle): *Confident* Hi everyone. I'm G-(idle)! Nice to meet you. *Glances at B.p*

B.P: *Thinks* What the actual f***? Why does mum keep having more kids?

MUM: Go on, say hi guys. (To the other kids)

Everyone: *Disheartened* 😒 Hey!

*Awkward silence*

MUM: Er...how bout we get ready for dinner? I'll make all your favorites!

NCT.D: Speaking of favorites. Mum?

Mum: Yes honey?

NCT.D: Tell us honestly.... WHICH ONE OF US US YOUR FAVORITE CHILD?

*Everyone stares in anticipation*

Mum: No one. I love you all the same. So, B.P can you come help with dinner? Seriously, were do you kids get such thoughts?

B.P: Sure ofcourse Mum.  Oh, and don't pay attention to NCT.D he's just being childish.

Mum: I see. Well, all of you  shouldn't go on wondering things like that. You're each very special to me. No one of you can have more love than I have for the rest. Okay? *Blows kisses then leaves*

WAYV: Well, guess we can feel better about ourselves during dinner.

NCT D: (Gloomy) 😒Nah...I'm going to bed 😞 (Walks away)

TXT: (To ZB1) *Scoffs* Good luck surviving in this family!*Pats hid shoulder*

(Everyone begins leaving)

G-(idle): Hey sis! Where am I going to sleep though?

B.P: *Thinks* Oh, I donno A Grave? *Fake smiles* Come on, I'll take you.

(Only SKZ remain in the living room)

Mum: (Hiding by the steps) p
Psst. (To SKZ)

SKZ: (Unhappy) Yeah mum?

Mum: *whispers* Don't worry darling. You're my FAVORITE!

SKZ: *Perks up* ☺️ Ah, *Whispers back* Thanks for letting me know Mum, I love you!

MUM: *Winks then scurries away*

SKZ: *Waits patiently for MUM to be out of site only to become literal CHAOS!!! Afterwards*

🤣🤣🤣🤣 THAT'S ALL FOLKS!