MY FAMILY \/$ SKZ


*What I see when watching SKZ MV's*

Me: See's beautiful guys in hot outfits dancing and singing.

My parents: See little children wearing makeup.

My B.bro: See's the same person in multiple places.

My lil bro: See my greatest weakness. And his best leverage.

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*When youtiful was playing*

My mum: They are improving, so that's why they're speaking English now because they're now getting recognized.

Me: *Mentally calculating how many English version songs skz have released in the past five years.* Uh-huh.

*In my mind*

Does she know this isn't their first English version song??(⁠●⁠_⁠_⁠●⁠)

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*What my family members say when it comes to skz *

My mum: You have come again with these your Chinese boys.

Me: *frustrated having to say it all the time* They are Korean ಠ⁠﹏⁠ಠ...

Like, I'm so tired of saying it over 🤣🤣🤣 and over. Nigerian people, not just parents, all classify Asians to be Chinese. I honestly don't know why they do this. I mean, if you don't know, just call them ASIAN. 😂😂😂 Abi is it hard???

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*When my B.bro walks in while I'm watching SKZ MV's*

Me: *Thinking out loud* Whoa! his outfit looks so gooood. *giggles*

My B.bro: Ehn! Wait o! So, you're telling me that's a Guy?!

Me: (⁠ノ⁠ ̄⁠皿⁠ ̄⁠)⁠ノ*Grunting in frustration, while slowly losing it*  (⁠٥⁠↼⁠_⁠↼⁠) How?

      (⁠-⁠_⁠-⁠;⁠)⁠・⁠・⁠・Like dude, what?

(⁠^⁠~⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞ Mmmmmm.

ಥ⁠_⁠ಥ Oh lord how?

ಥ⁠╭⁠╮⁠ಥ I need an explanation for this absurd assumption.

ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ you...you can do this!

(⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)
Just keep it Innnnnnn...

*Finally snaps*

༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽  WHY!!!????. How do they look like girls to you?!?!

*Wailing in agony*

    I'm betting we've all faced a similar experience. 😜

\/$ *When my Mum walks in while I'm watching SKZ MV's*

Me: Realizes she suddenly appeared during the chain scene in red lights.

\/$ *When my lil bro walks in while I'm watching SKZ MV's*

My lil bro: Ooooo you have come again with your yeye kpop.

*Few minutes later*

My lil bro: Omo, this song is MAD!

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*When watching SKZ MV's with family*

My mum: Can you at least play another group or something?

Me: *in my mind* But, I've literally been listening to different groups for the past hour. ⊙⁠.⁠☉! How did she ask this when it's finally gotten to straykids?

\/$ My B.bro.

My B.bro: How can you even differentiate between them? They all look the same.

Me: (⁠ ͡⁠° _ ͡⁠°⁠ ) They don't.

😆😆😆 They are all different people man..geez Louise.

\/$ My lil bro.

Lil bro: *Screams the song at the top of his lungs while dancing around like a psychopath*

Me: Wondering who the real stay between us is.

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