Why am I soooo GM?!!
Me: It's official.
Me: I've lost my innocence.
Me: Why did our teacher ask us to bring gumamela flowers to study a complete's flower reproductive system?
Me: Now everything in it makes me have bad dreams.
Me: If you don't know a gumamela then it's called Hibiscus/Rosemallow in english! And the picture is up so you guys don't have to look it up on google! :3
Me: Story Time!! :DDDD
*FLASHBACK*
Me: *just arrived at school* *sees that my classmates are crowding the garden* *realizes something*
Angela (Gela.. Gomene!): *runs to them too* Lovely! My handkerchief!
Lovely (lovely don't even read this putek): *gives Angela her handkerchief and looks around the garden more*
Me: Guys! There no gumamela flowers here! The others already picked them up!
Angela: let's go back then..
Lovely: *went ahead of us*
Me: How about we look at the STE canteen? There's a garden near it!
Angela: Maybe later.. ma'am may be already here.
*TEM SKIP :3333 HOI)
Me: *realizes that I funking forgot to look at the garden at recess time* Putek. *sees Gela and another classmate with her about to go out the back door*
Angela: Let's go Aish!
Aisheen (plz dun kill meh): *nods*
Me: Guys waittttt! *runs after them*
The three of us: *walking toward the senior high building* *sees the dead garden* ...
Aisheen: You guys are taller than me!
Angela: I'm not that tall!
Me: Neither am I.
The three of us: *goes to the STE garden and saw no funking gumamela flowers* *sees six other classmates looking at the same garden*
All of us: *gives up and goes back to the classroom*
Me: *on the way back while looking at a plant beside the building*
Angela: *looks at the same plant* LOOK GUMAMELA FLOWERS! *runs towards them*
Me: *Seeing everyone about to fight over two flowers. Fills you with DETERMINATION* *gets one of the flowers easily cuz I'm taller than them :p*
Our ESP teacher: *saw us*
Us: Oh fucc--
Our ESP teacher: what are you doing? You do know that it's wrong right?
Us: *nervous sweating intensifies* *explains*
me: *goes back to the classroom*
*TEM SKIP WHERE THEY ARRIVED :333 HOI*
Science teacher: And this is the ovary part of the flower!
Me: *touch* *thinks- oh mew itsh wet and sticky*
Angela: *opens the style* Oh it's even wetter inside*
Me: *starts blooshing* *thinks- fuck im green minded now*
*FLASHBACK END!*
Me: and yeah...
Me: DON'T JUDGE MEHHHHHHH
Me: QwQ
Me: kthanksforreadingbyeeee--
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