Why am I soooo GM?!!

Me: It's official.

Me: I've lost my innocence.

Me: Why did our teacher ask us to bring gumamela flowers to study a complete's flower reproductive system?

Me: Now everything in it makes me have bad dreams.

Me: If you don't know a gumamela then it's called Hibiscus/Rosemallow in english! And the picture is up so you guys don't have to look it up on google! :3

Me: Story Time!! :DDDD

*FLASHBACK*

Me: *just arrived at school* *sees that my classmates are crowding the garden* *realizes something*

Angela (Gela.. Gomene!): *runs to them too* Lovely! My handkerchief!

Lovely (lovely don't even read this putek): *gives Angela her handkerchief and looks around the garden more*

Me: Guys! There no gumamela flowers here! The others already picked them up! 

Angela: let's go back then..

Lovely: *went ahead of us*

Me: How about we look at the STE canteen? There's a garden near it!

Angela: Maybe later.. ma'am may be already here.

  *TEM SKIP :3333 HOI)

Me: *realizes that I funking forgot to look at the garden at recess time* Putek. *sees Gela and another classmate with her about to go out the back door*

Angela: Let's go Aish!

Aisheen (plz dun kill meh): *nods*

Me: Guys waittttt! *runs after them*

The three of us: *walking toward the senior high building* *sees the dead garden* ...

Aisheen: You guys are taller than me!

Angela: I'm not that tall!

Me: Neither am I.

The three of us: *goes to the STE garden and saw no funking gumamela flowers* *sees six other classmates looking at the same garden*

All of us: *gives up and goes back to the classroom*

Me: *on the way back while looking at a plant beside the building*

Angela: *looks at the same plant* LOOK GUMAMELA FLOWERS! *runs towards them*

Me: *Seeing everyone about to fight over two flowers. Fills you with DETERMINATION* *gets one of the flowers easily cuz I'm taller than them :p*

Our ESP teacher: *saw us*

Us: Oh fucc--

Our ESP teacher: what are you doing? You do know that it's wrong right?

Us: *nervous sweating intensifies* *explains*

me: *goes back to the classroom*

 *TEM SKIP WHERE THEY ARRIVED :333 HOI*

Science teacher: And this is the ovary part of the flower!

Me: *touch* *thinks- oh mew itsh wet and sticky*

Angela: *opens the style* Oh it's even wetter inside*

Me: *starts blooshing* *thinks- fuck im green minded now*

*FLASHBACK END!*

Me: and yeah...

Me: DON'T JUDGE MEHHHHHHH

Me: QwQ

Me: kthanksforreadingbyeeee--

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