Me: So uh I'll be sharing a story that just happened before my fucking face reveal

Me: So yeah! Flashback time my potatoes!!

*FLASHBACK UWU*

Me: *goes to the fridge to get eggs* *sees no eggs* What the fuck, there were like a stack of this yesterday!

Me: Welp guess I'm living on instant noodles now *sees the freezer's ice melting* Oh s h i t *turns it back on* So what the fuck is in the freezer then *hoping it's not ham because I don't want to slice soggy ham and cook it*

Me: *So some people knows that today is the second day of hell week so I am moody as fuck and i don't fucking know why* *sees this*

Me: ... *done with my sister's bullshit* *removes all the things in the freeze and is too lazy to clean the frozen juice?? idk* 

Me: *removing the cracked eggs* *accidentally hit's my hand in the toy gun* *removes every fucking thing*

Me: *after cleaning that and putting all the shells at the trash can* *washes my hand and hisses in pain when the soap touched the wound* *quickly finishes and drys my hand* *sees my thumb with a wound*

Me: Welp she's in big trouble *goes back to her room to watch youtubers play uno*

*FLASHBACKS END QWQ*

Me: So yeah, It's still bleeding but is now has a band-aid over it

Me: Oh yeah and here's the face reveal, like I know y'all know my face and some might say "Noo it's too early to do that!"

Me: Well no since they'd just gonna know my face, there's a low chance anyone here on wattpad will know me from real life so ye

Me: Btw this was taken in the plane when I was returning from Mindanao, and I use filters because I still have self confidence lower than zero

Random hooman: Who's that--

Me: WRONG PICTURE!!! SHIT--

Me: So yee das me and my sis casually taking selfies in a plane

Random hooman: Who was the baby in the last one tho??

Me: UhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHh--

Me: Me--