Me: Happy easter fucking sunday y'all

Me: Guess who's forced to go exercise every sunday?

Random hooman:wh-

Me: Definetly not you guys!

Me: Back to the subject

Me: Guess who almost fainted at the "Salubong" or "Ressurection of Jesus"?!!

Random hooman: wh--

Me: It's your boi Karensa!

Me: so story time my potats!

*The beautiful FLASHBACK is backkkkkk~~*

Me and my fam: *walking to the church*

Me: That is one large crowd

Me: *squeezing in to be on front for my little sister to see the kids dressed up as angels* See I'm such a good sister-

Sum1: *plugs in the speakers*

Me: fUCK- *had an heart attack*

Mother Earth: Hey, are you okay? You're going pale and your breathing stiffens..

Me: I'm fine!~ *wobbly legs (damn you legs)* *leans over to mom for support*

Mother Earth: No you aren't. Hon, can you please take off one of your slippers for her to sit?

Daddio: *gives le slippah* *still carrying my heavy-ass little sister*

Me: *sits down*

Speaker: *accidentally plugs off*

Sum2: *grabs le extension wire and plugs the speaker*

Me: *stands up* I'm fine now, thanks mom! *the speaker gave me a heart atrack again and deafens me cuz we're standing right next to it*

Also me: *headache and stomachache intensifies*

Also also me: fuckkkkkkk

*FLASHBACK ends*

Me: and so my mom forced me to exercise to prevent that again

Me: I love you mom but.. fuck you