so like y'all
Me: Happy easter fucking sunday y'all
Me: Guess who's forced to go exercise every sunday?
Random hooman:wh-
Me: Definetly not you guys!
Me: Back to the subject
Me: Guess who almost fainted at the "Salubong" or "Ressurection of Jesus"?!!
Random hooman: wh--
Me: It's your boi Karensa!
Me: so story time my potats!
*The beautiful FLASHBACK is backkkkkk~~*
Me and my fam: *walking to the church*
Me: That is one large crowd
Me: *squeezing in to be on front for my little sister to see the kids dressed up as angels* See I'm such a good sister-
Sum1: *plugs in the speakers*
Me: fUCK- *had an heart attack*
Mother Earth: Hey, are you okay? You're going pale and your breathing stiffens..
Me: I'm fine!~ *wobbly legs (damn you legs)* *leans over to mom for support*
Mother Earth: No you aren't. Hon, can you please take off one of your slippers for her to sit?
Daddio: *gives le slippah* *still carrying my heavy-ass little sister*
Me: *sits down*
Speaker: *accidentally plugs off*
Sum2: *grabs le extension wire and plugs the speaker*
Me: *stands up* I'm fine now, thanks mom! *the speaker gave me a heart atrack again and deafens me cuz we're standing right next to it*
Also me: *headache and stomachache intensifies*
Also also me: fuckkkkkkk
*FLASHBACK ends*
Me: and so my mom forced me to exercise to prevent that again
Me: I love you mom but.. fuck you
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