Me: *in a corner rethinking life*

Me: Someone just said "I love you" to me...

Me: And it's HIM who said that..

Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Me: IT'S NOT THE PERSON MALIK SHIPPED ME WITH!!

Me: TAKE THAT! >:3

Me: But remember that other dude that my classmates ship me with?

Me: Well...

FLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBACK

Me: *watching Ships from the classroom play Pinoy Henyo*

Me: I ship itttt

Me: *completely forgot that I was shipped with someone*

VP: NEXT IS *beeeep* AND *beeeep* (LMAO I'm censoring names)

Every fucking shipper: *drags him to one of the chairs*

Prez: *beeep*! *sees me on the floor*

ALL THE FUCKING SHIPPAHs: *drags me to one of the chairs*

FIRST ROUND!

Me: *guessing* People?

Him: No

Me: Animals?

Hime: No

Me: Object?

Him: No

Me: Event?

Him: No

Me: Place?

Him: Yep

Me: America?

Him: No

Me: SPAIN?

Him: No

Me: JAPAN!

Him: Yep

Me: *mind: This round was boring..*

SECOND ROUND!!

Him: *guessing*  People?

Me: No!

Him: Animals?

Me: Nope!

Him: Thing?

Me: No-

A random shipper: YES YOU ARE A THING!! *pushes the 2 of us closer*

Us: *haves a "WHAT THE FUCK?!" face*

Prez: Continue!

Him: Place?

Me: Nope!

Him: Event?

Me: Uhh.. Maybe?

Prez: *squeals* YOU SAY IT WHEN YOU'RE IN BED!!

Me: *keeps the "WHAT THE FUCK?!" face on*

Him: I want to sleep?

The shippahz: NOOOOOO IT'S THREE WORDSSSS!!!! *squeals*

Me: *mind: Why don't I get a thing to say here?*

Him: Umm... I love you?

Shippahs: *squeals of amzement*

Me: *walks away* *rethinks life*

FLASSSHHHHBACKKKKK END!!

Me: Now imma go rethink life again..

Me: sayonara