Me: SOMEONE FUCKING TWERKED

Me: FUCK YOU ADRIAN

Me: I NEED BlEaCh

Random hooman: You read lemon fanfi- MhHHmm

Me: *SlApPeD hIs mOuTh* bItcH nO-

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP it's been too long since I last used this-*

Me: wahhhh! *rides Father's motorcycle to get to school* fUCK i'M lAtE--

Me: *crashes in looking much more eLegAnT than the others* hi bitches I brought pepsi

Me: *starts playing minecraft and not caring about anything*

Adviser: boi dance battle

Everyone else: DANCE BATTLE!! DANCE BATTLE!!

Me: *stops playing minecraft to watch this abomination*

Satan: *starts twerking*

Lucifer: *smexy dunce*

Satan and Lucifer: *smexy dance battle that includes a hecking lot of twerking*

Me: does somebody sell bleach? *eyes are burning*

*FLASHBACK ENDDDDDD*

Me: god save me-