Me: *plopped on the bed crying*

Random hooman:  bitch the chapter's starting-

Me: I don't care you hoe! I'm sad that Norman got fucking shipped! My Noremma dreams won't come true and I can't keep up with the manga because school is fucking starting and I just wanna cry myself to sleep because of Norman's disappearance-

Random hooman: He's just a fictional character--

Me: And my bby boi Ray is suicidal TTTTTTTTwTTTTTTTT

Random hooman: *debating whether to send me to a mental hospital or not*

Me: He didn't even got the chance to say "I love you" to Emma *mOar uGly sObS*

Random hooman: Jesus fucking christ woman! Just start the chapter already! *about to flip le table*

Me: r00d

Me: Fine! *sighs* So hey guys! Imma be talking about my trip Mindanao with you guys!

Day 1

Me: *sleeps while hugging my giant teddy bear uwu* *i liek it as a pillow and I go to it to vent okay?! Don't judge meh!* *I can already see y'all judging meh*

Me: *got touched by a cold hand* *jolts awake* NOT TODAY SATAN!

Meh momma: *looks at me weirdly* Get up, we're going to the airport

Me: Wh-

Meh momma: Your bag is in the double deck

Me: What about-

Meh momma: Your clothes is next to it and before you answer, you don't need to go bathe it's literally 2:47 am and the water is cold

Me: mmmkkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy *about to roll off the bed*

Meh momma: Wake up your sister while I call your dad to get the car *leaves*

Me: *looks at my sister* *starts slapping her* WAKE UPPPPPPPP-- 

My sis uwu: What..? 

Me: We're leaving-

My sis uwu: NO- *got dragged out of the bed*

Me: *somehow already dressed and ready* Hey, I don't wanna leave bed too but the plane tickets caused merely 19,000 pesos just for a flight there

My sis uwu: *already at the door* Let's go!!

Me: nAnI--

The family: *reaches the airport after three hours of trying not to puke* *Yes I have Car sickness*

Papio: *parks the car*

Me: *after me got out* *PUKESSSSSSSS uwu*

The family: *went in the airport while me still trying to finish the draw your squad aka Ayumi_Cycy028 and LunalaStarlight 's profile picture*

Aunt: Ah here you are! *it's not this but close enough, I have amnesia okay? and I still can't fucking remember the ending of the horror movie me and my cousins watched I swear we fucking finished it*

The family + Aunt + Uncle - Papio: *walks over to get on a plane* uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

The fam: *got le tickets and went to ride dat airplane-*

Wuwuwuwuwuwwuwuwuwu tem skip you hoes wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuW

The fam: *the plane landed yayayayaayya*

The fam: *rented a suv to ride becase the actual house is like 4 hours away from the airport* *and ordered jolibee on the way, yes i got my chikkie and fries*

Me: *drinking the coke while looking at yaoi pictures on my phone ewe*

Driver-san: Hey y'all we're here

Me: *walks out* *walking like a fucking celebrity because I'm wearing those pants-skirt that were short, a off shoulder shirt and fucking high-cut converse* *yes i admit i did think i looked fucking sexy but still feel fat and is fat*

Me on the inside: I WANNA PUKE-- LEMME TO THE BATHROOM-- *ded*

Also me: *walks in without removing the shoes*

Gramma: Oyayayayayayaya- Dalagang dalaga na to si *beeep I won't let y'all know my nickname ya hoes*

Gramma: *hugs meh*

Me: *hugs beck*

Me: *sits on a chair while using my phone reading x readers, why? because i ran out of books to read* *actually i sat on the couch like a prick that took over the whole thing, ya know? Sitting on the end of the couch with your foot on the other end of the couch*

My salty cousin: *arrives and sits on the one man couch* Hey *beeep* 

Me: *continue reading the story like a bitch*

My salty cousin and me: *continue not to talk for the rest of the day except on that one chess match we had*

Everyone: *sleep*

Day 2

Me: *got touched by a cold hand* NOT TODAY SATAN--

My momma: Get up, we're going jog- no exercising

Me: : NOP- *got dragged out of the bed*

Me: *mad* *changed into my One Piece shirt and shorts then wore my shoes then walked out, very lazily*

Mah Aunt, Uncle, Mom, Salty cousin and me: *exercise, ok i shall not go to details here, we went to a fucking park and planned to do some badminton D:<*

Me: *after exercise* *about to sleep*

My momma: No, go to your laundry and wash the dishes

Me: I've literally just spent one day here-

My momma: Including mine and your sister's

Me: D:<

My sis uwu: *looks at me* :P

Me: *whisper* ffffuuuuucccccccckkkkkk yyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooouuuuuuuu--

Me: *continues to do so* TwT

Also me: *after an hour or so* :3 done~

My momma: Can you help us carry this boxes to the other room upstairs?

Me: *cries internally* Hai~ *does it so*

My aunt: Now that over, go upstairs and pick a room you want to sleep in~

Me: *cries in joy* *naruto runs upstairs*

Me: *after choosing the room* *sweeps thefloor happily and preps the room* *plops on the bed then saterts using my phone qwq

Let's stop here 

Me: So yeah

Me: This is just day two out of nine days

Me: Yes, I'll update the other days tomorrow

Me: I'm just stressed after orientation

Me: So baaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

Me: *plops on the bed and starts crying about The Promised Neverland again*