Are you ever just like watching YouTube or something and then you see someone who is talking about getting to see Hamilton? It's just like:

Youtube person: Hey, guys!! I'm so excited! I get to see Hamilton!

Me: No. Flipping. Way.

Youtube person: I get to see it for my birthday!

Me: Lucky!!

Youtube person: I had an extra ticket-

Me: Yes?!

Youtube person: - but I gave it away.

Me: bu- wha- why?

Youtube person: Anyways, that's gonna wrap it up!

Me: lucky YouTube person gets to see Hamilton! No fair! I want to see Hamilton!! You know what, I'm gonna buy tickets right now!

Me: *pulls up ticket website on computer* WHAT!? THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE!! $400?! I'LL JUST LISTEN TO THE SOUNTRACK ON YOUTUBE!

Me: *Opens up YouTube* just gonna find Hamilton soundtrack- ooh, look at that! A Hamilton themed video! I'll just watch that real quick...

*five or so minutes later*

Me: Lucky YouTube person! I want to see Hamilton!

But if I was rich.....

I would buy a Hamilton ticket using only ten dollar bills.

Too bad I'm not rich