--Me if I ever went to a psychic or a palm reader--

Me: so... you're psychic, right?

Palm reader: *acting all mystical* yes, indeed I am. What would you like to know about the upcoming events of your life?

Me: *ignoring question* so... why exactly are you psychic?

Palm reader: I am gifted with the power

Me: So did a demon feed you it's blood on your six month birthday and then pin your mom to the ceiling of your nursery and burn her, just so you could lead his demon army twenty something years later?

Palm reader: ....

Palm reader: Um, what?

Me: Never mind, just curious. Go ahead, read my palm. I won't interrupt.

Palm reader: okay *takes palm and examines it*

Palm reader: Hmmm... I see great-

Me: Are you a prophet maybe? Can you read the tablets? OH MY GODS, WHAT IF YOU'RE REALLY A PROPHET AND SAM AND DEAN NEED YOUR HELP!!

Palm reader: Okay, I'm done. Here's your money back, now just leave, you psycopath

Me: ....

Me: ....

Me: ....

Me: ....It's high functioning sociopath

Lol, okay, there you go. Mostly Supernatural, a little Sherlock, but finally a new story part, right? Yeah, so... yeah. That would be me if I ever went to see a psychic for whatever reason (I would probably just go for the experience), or at least it would be what I would be thinking the whole time. Hope you enjoyed this weird little thought creation I have made, and I'll try to publish more often now that I'm finally home from my road trip!!

Stay fabulous,
~ Artemis