Me: *starts crying while reading Harry Potter*

Random Person: Ummm, kid? Are you crying?

Me: It's just so sad! Now there's only one twin!

Random Person: Geez, kid, it's only a book!

Me: Yeah I guess your right. *wipes away tears*

Random Person: okay then. *leaves*

Me: finally, I can enjoy this book in peace! Just a book? Ha! Harry Potter will never be 'just a book'. *goes back too reading/crying*