Me and my brother waiting for our other siblings in the car

Me: Ooh, look! A Big Red! *starts drinking a big red found in the car*

Brother: Can I have some?

Me: No, I found it

Brother: We better make sure to hide it from...  You know who.

Me: You know who?

Brother: Yeah, the other boys and Moochie

Me: We must hide the Big Red from... Lord Voldemort! *chuckles slightly*

Brother:Oh, uh. Yeah. Sure.

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This event is actually one of the few that actually happened to me today, so yeah. Stuff.