Q:Why'd the chicken cross the road?

A:To get to the ugliest person in the room.

Q:Knock Knock!

A:The Chicken.

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Q:Knock Knock!

A:Who's There?

Q:You.

A:You Who?

Q:You Who...Big summer blow out!

Q:What's eviler than the devil? Greater than God? That poor people have and rich people want?

A:Nothing.