I'm just going to spit out a bunch of lyrics.
Bare with me.

"YOU'RE JUST A GHOST AT MOST
A SET OF EMPTY BONES"

"YOU HAVE INVENTED A NEW KIND OF STUPID
A DAMAGE YOU CAN'T UNDO KIND OF STUPID"

"Where have you been?

Uh. . .
  

France?"

*Roll credits*

  
Credits:
Song 1: Holy by Pvis (a band I have fallen in love with recently) (pronounced Paris)

Song 2: Congratulations by anidiotwhoshould'veleftitinthemusical (though, I mean. . . I get why he didn't. . .)

Song 3: What'd I Miss? by theidiotformerlyknownasLin-ManuelMiranda (yes, I can make sophisticated jokes) (yes, I know it wasn't sophisticated. Fite me.)