After Church:

Dad:*Grabs mic* I have a joke! (^o^)/

Me and the others:Hell no! *Runs off*

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Me:*Was bitten and scratched on the face by Haichi* My face! (>_<)

Dad:*Grins* At least you don't need surgery to fix your face. *Laughs evilly and slips away*

Me: -_-

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Me:*Sings random songs*

Dad:*sings along but with different lyrics about me that pissed me off*

Me: o_e

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At the Mall:

Lady:Hi. I got some samples here for your daughter! Would you like to try them? (They're make up)

Me: 0_0 No no no no no.

Dad:*Grins evilly* Yes. *Pushes me to the lady and watches me suffer while laughing and eating burger*

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At the Beach, there Was a Slope Ahead of Us

Dad:I feel lazy. *Lies down and rolls down, soon reaching the bottom* Hah! I got here first! *Car drives pass, causing him to jump up*

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Me:*whines* Dad. Please lemme borrow the Psp!

Dad:No. I'm trying to get weapons

Me: -3-

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Me:*Was eating happily*

Dad:*Grins and twerks in front of me*

Me:*Runs off and throws up*

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Auntie:OMG! Have you seen this? *Blabbers on about cute guys*

Dad: -.- *Puts hand under armpit*

Auntie:*Screeches and runs as dad chases after her*