Me:*Was playing Pokémon Emerald in android during free period in the classroom*

My male friends including my crush:*Was watching me play*

Me:*Finally found a Ralts*Woo! A Ralts! *Tries to capture it*

My Crush:*Shakes me while chanting* Unsuccessful! Unsuccessful! Unsuccessful!

The others:*Joins while messing with me*

Ralts Has Fainted!

Me:FCKING HELL!!!! *Grabs my crush by the neck and strangles him*

My Crush:*laughs*