I'm not gay guys, its not me I'm just comfortable with my sexu-ality

So when I see a guy with a handsome face and those, rockin abs, and those strong quads and the perfect bod and

Oh my god take your pants off- (don't ask I'm bored)

Uhh...

F*ck it

I'm so gay. I'm f*cking gay, I'm the dude wearing nail polish yelling HAYYY-

I'm the dude at the party who'll grab your butt, and when you turn around and look at me I'll be like "what?"