Denki: "Bro. Ever realize that humans cut down birdhouses...to make more birdhouses"

Mineta: "what?"

Izuku: "Shit, I can tell this isn't gonna be good"

Bakugo: "im already packing my stuff"

Sato: "Tokoyami, is this true?"

Tokoyami: "just cause I have a bird head doesn't mean I know"

Denki: "ice cubes float in a pool of their own blood"

Sero: "why..."

Denki: "if teo mind readers are reading each other's minds...who's mind are they reading?"

Izuku: "...i both want to know and shoot myself"

Bakugo: "already ahead of you on the shooting part"

Iida: "BAKUGO! Guns are not allowed!"

Denki: "dudes, your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips...but we can still tip toe"

Iida: "...give me the gun"

Denki: "if your in a car and hit brake and accelerator at the same time, does it take a screenshoot?"

Sero: "when did cars become phones?"

Denki: "how can you replicate the feeling of falling from high altitudes in a nightmare...if you've never fallen like that before"

Izuku: "...actually that makes sense?"

Kirishima: "don't encourage it, Midobro"

Denki: "if your born deaf, what language would you think in?"

Sero: "Bakugo, give me the fucking Gun"

Denki: "all mothers are body builders"

Bakugo: "mines not"

Izuku: "mines chubby"

Denki: "girls are so used to getting compliments that insults stick out to them, but it's a complete opposite for guys"

Sato: "ok, thats just straight facts"

Kirishima: "Amen"

Denki: "your eyes lids lick your eyes to keep them wet"

Shoji: "I am now scared to blink"

Ojiro: "same"

Denki: "if earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesnt that mean that every country is a third world country"

Mineta: "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"

Izuku: "Mineta!"

Denki: "reading a book is looking at a dead tree and hallucinating"

Bakugo: "Pikachu! Look at ehat you did to the perv! Now he's more useless than normal!"

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TO BE CONTINUED