SO I WENT TO GOODWILL. pretty chill right?

     Wrong.

     I saw a lot of cute guys and whenever I got close to them I almost started crying because SOCIAL INTERACTION. So I left Goodwill very angry and still single.

     ASIDE FROM THAT-

     Can we fr talk about how GOOD I looked today?

     Honestly, though. I'm a full course fucking meal, Jesus Christ.

     So, I'm not completely over my ex HOWEVER I'm ALMOST there. I still got prolly a couple weeks to go, but I'm confident that I'll be okay now.

     But honestly, today I looked in the mirror and I was like, "Wait he broke up with me.. Dude he's fucking crazy."

     It should be a CRIME to look this good.

     Now, it's probably venus retrograde talking, but I feel like I'm gonna take on the world.

     I ordered my books for my ELA summer project WITH MY OWN MONEY.

     I DROVE today. (ALMOST FUCKING DIED IN THE PROCESS BUT Y'KNOW)

     At some point I was told to step on the breaks and I accidentally pressed down on the gas and almost wrecked into a fucking library. BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT.

     Oh my god you should have seen my fucking parking it caused PTSD it was so bad.

     BUT THAT'S OKAY, trust the process.

     This is my first day ever driving EVER, but, I MASTERED TURNING. I got that going for me.

     I still forget the blinker, and that MY RIGHT SIDE IS THE LANE I SHOULD BE ON, BUT TRUST THE PROCESS.

     I asked Candice to teach me how to drive so that's how I got behind the wheel broski.

     Another pic of me because I'm just so fucking hot.

     My confidence has been going up lately, probably venus retrograde, but y'know.

     So, I am dead inside.

     BUT IT'S FINE BECAUSE AT LEAST I LOOK GOOD.

     I will probably look back at this post and think "wtf no im ugly"

     But I currently think I look hot as fuck, so that's what matters.

     OKAY WHAT DO I DO WITH MY SON? My son is a halloween spider decoration, his dad fucking despised him. His dad hated spiders. HOWEVER I love my dear Fredrick, and I treat him like he's fucking alive BECAUSE I LOVE HIM AND HE'S SUCH A GOOD SPIDEY.

     But Fredrick is left with major daddy issues and I don't know how to address them. Fredrick is sad. The last thing he heard from his father was that he wanted to burn Fredrick.

     This is him on my head. We are having mother son time since his dad FUCKING LEFT US. But that's okay. (His dad is my ex btw)

     DO I GET JOINT CUSTODY SO FREDRICK HAS A BETTER CHANCE AT HAPPINESS OR FULL CUSTODY BECAUSE HIS FATHER MIGHT KILL HIM?

     I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE GIVEN FREDRICK A WHOLE ASS PERSONALITY AND MY SON DESERVES THE BEST.

     So, I have learned a new method to find the right guy for me and my son.

     I say, "This is my son, his name is Fredrick. He's a halloween spider decoration. Would you or would you not take him to get ice cream?"

     AND BASED ON THE RESPONSE I CAN GET A CLEAR UNDERSTANDING ON THE GUY.

     I also have 3 daughters that I don't think my Ex knew about.

     They were plastic babies. Brittany, brittANY, and Shaniqua 2.0 (cuz I lost the first one)

     I also have another son named Timmy, he's a halloween decoration too, but he's a bat. R.i.p Timmy. Forever in our hearts.

But that's about it.

OKIE BYEEEEEEEEE!