Today is time for me to review the story that completely destroyed Gorefield

Now let's begin

The story starts two weeks before the incident with Lyman the original owner of Odie who is in a Muncie Institute for the Mentally Unwell. He was calling for someone as he was aware that something bad was going to happen. He claims to have seen it and there's numerous writing on walls (so the all thing starts with a prophecy...........................fantastic)

Then we move on two weeks later in the residence of Jon where Odie seems to be happily walking until he get's killed by a worm like creature indicating that it was Garfield

Then after a useless loading screen about saving the game by smoking. We begin with a scene where Jon is hiding from Garfield who ressembles a huge shit but he is soon detected by Garfield who says that he smells him and then statics

After another useless loading screen about how you shouldn't collect lasagna ingredients because it will increase your scent. We get another scene where Jon is now caught in the hands of a fat humanoid Garfield who asks him to make lasagna and then statics (at this point Jon would have been killed by the monster................except that it's not the case)

After another useless loading screen saying to find hidden bones in order for Liz to make a vaccine and save Odie. We get another scene where Jon is once again hiding (yes !!!! Jon somehow managed to escape Garfield and nor did Garfield bother killing him !!!!) and Garfield tries to find him now having the body of a spider and asks where is his lasagna and then statics

After another useless loading screen saying that Nermal is working for the government (wait what ? Mind explaining why and how is he working for the government ?) and that they need Jon to get a blood sample Garfield and if he fails, there will be consequences (your kidding, right ? Your sending the owner in a suicidal mission and if he fails, there will be consequences.....................okay) we now get a cutscene and we see Liz who looks to be waiting for Jon only for a huge cat to appear behind her and it kills her

After another useless loading screen (you know, for a game or even a story, there's really not a lot) saying that you can distract Garfield using his teddy bear pooky. Jon is in the darkness with a gun and sees something coming, it's obviously Garfield with the body of a centipede (really ? After the body of a spider, it's now a centipede. That's not even close enough for an original design) Jon ends up shooting at his left eye blowing it up and then get's out of the darkness. The big head Garfield get's out of the darkness and he says that bullets don't work and then statics

Another useless loading screen saying that by drinking coffee, it gives Jon a temporary speed boost (oh right ! I forgot ! This is a video game and it's shit !!!!) we get another cutscene between Jon and Nermal, Nermal tells him that the deal has changed (well that was a waste of time ! You almost got me killed by trying to get blood sample) and then tells him that they need Arlene because.......................she's special...............can you explain !!!!!!!

Another useless loading screen saying that Arlene is held captive in the basement (wait. Garfield captured her and kept her alive............why ? The Wiki says that he doesn't care about anyone. So why is he keeping her alive ?!) we get another cutscene of Jon opening the door of the basement and looking down in fear...............and that's it.............what a waste

Useless loading screen about the gun. We get another cutscene (are we even going to play ?!) showing Nermal caught by Garfield who is now a huge ass snake telling him that he never liked him (no surprise there) and then kills him

Useless loading screen saying to keep moving because Garfield is always hunting you. Jon is in the basement face to face with the same cat that killed Liz, that cat then ends up becoming an abomination, Garfield asks Jon what is he doing and then tries to kill him (wow. The all ImSorryJon surely makes sense) and then statics. Jon throws something at Garfield and of course it doesn't even work and then statics again. The lights turns off and then statics again (jesus, how many times there will be statics ?) Jon is holding a lighter only for Garfield to bite off his hand and then statics. Jon is hiding while Garfield is crawling at the rip off hand and then statics. Garfield tries to get Jon and only for him to throw the lighter at the propane tank and gasoline cans making an explosion which destroys his house

Well, this seems to be the end

Oh wait !!!

Jon survives (how the hell did he survived that ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?)

But to the surprise of no one ! Garfield also survives ! Becoming a humongous ugly ass cat and tells him that the world is going to end

Why is he still portrayed as a freaking god ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

And that's how it ends ! Are you serious ?! That's how you're going to end your story ?!

Oh wait !!!!!!! It's not over yet !!

The government uses a freaking nuke and pretty much destroys the entire town ! (so they didn't bother evacuating everyone ?! Are you freaking serious !!!! What kind of saviors are you ?!?!) and then Jon and Garfield are kill-

Oh what am i saying ! Of course Garfield survives but not only that but he also saves Jon saying that he will keep him safe.........................what ?!?! You need to tell me that after all the bullshit that Garfield has put his owner through, he's now out of nowhere protecting him !!!!! Why ?!?!?! Also, didn't the Wiki said that at that point, he just killed Jon so it was pretty much useless !!!!!!!

So i think that Garfield pretty much swallowed Jon and ends up becoming a giant meatball with ears, he then says that Jon pretty much completed him.............................what does that even mean ?!?!?!?! And then he has wings and flies away

Are you fucking serious. That's how it-

Oh wait ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

There's more !!!!!!!!!!!

So Lyman managed to get out of the Muncie Institute and lays on a swamp, he says that he's pathetic because he couldn't save Jon and Odie and then what happens next completely destroys Gorefield. Lyman ends up becoming into a super saiyan...............a super saiyan.............a super saiyan !!!!!!!!!!! He then says that it was for nothing because he's going to make them pay and that's how it truly ends

This was freaking horrible !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm done

I just can't anymore

That's all i've got to say and i'll see you guys next time