There once was a house,                                                                                                                       

It's known to be haunted,

Inside there's a mouse,

Don't you dare taunt it.

It's scary inside,

Ghosts fly through the air,

There's no place to hide,

There's skulls everywhere.

You'll hear dogs howling,

You'll here creaks on the floor,

You'll see people cowering,

Is it scarier than before?

Now I must tell you,

That this is a fake,

But if go in you do,

You've made a mistake...