I have a bad dog,
He sits on my chair,
He is such a hog,
He poops everywhere.

He sits on my chair,
He pees on my floor,
He poops everywhere,
He paws at my door.

He pees on my floor,
He eats too much food,
He paws at my door,
I think he's quite rude.

He eats too much food,
He is such a hog,
I think he's quite rude,
I have a bad dog.