Dear Diary,

No to formal Tf.
Dear fellow trash mates... That'll do!
Hello, my name is Hanna and I have a problem. Basically my vent book is what I can tell you they are. Like you guys care lol. Anyway, number one:

Why the freak can Dan not understand personal boundaries?

No homo my ass

Number two:

Why do they act so gay?

I mean they don't have to act gay, do they? That's awkward... I basically am staying up on a school night venting. But why the hell are they hiding it?! Even my teachers think Dan is a woman or lesbian! I mean cmon.

Unless Dan is actually a woman. But is a lesbian... Would that mean Phil would have to be a woman too?
Hanna stop...
Apparently my mom thought it would a great idea to pass the vent book around so different people could write each other's vents. The problem is, you aren't aloud to look at someone's vent... And I might have broken the rule. You see I had no idea my moms mothers grandfathers son knew Dan and Phil as family friends. So that's how the vent book all started folks!

Fml im such trash but fite me.