That tweet made me laugh so hard oml xD

A/N: Only the next chapter and the epilogue left wow.

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Louis: Now who the fuck is Kendall, Harry?

Louis: I thought you weren't straight??!?!

Louis: And now a new hot chick transfers and you automatically ditch me for her.

Harry: I-

Louis: I knew it was too good to be true.

Harry: Lou-

Louis: I mean, you're so perfect why would you want someone like me???!?!

Louis: Now I'm going to be forever alone growing old watching twink gay porn and having a bajillion cats.

Harry: Louis!

Louis: I probably need to learn how to speak cat.

Harry: Louis!

Louis: Hmm? Are we breaking up Hazza? It was nice knowing you.

Harry: You're so dramatic my Lord.

Harry: And to answer your question Kendall is a transfer from iforgotwheretobehonest.

Harry: I'm not leaving you for her.

Louis: Is iforgotwheretobehonest a place? I failed geography-

Louis: Wait what.

Louis: You're not leaving me for her?

Harry: Nope.

Louis: You want my consent for her to be your side hoe?!

Harry: God damn I knew I shouldn't have let you eat ten chocolate caramel truffles in a row.

Harry: No.

Harry: Louis listen to me.

Louis: Can I say I don't want her as your side hoe?

Harry: Louis fucking listen.

Harry: Kendall is gay.

Louis' mouth forms an 'o' as Harry grips his shoulders and tries to get him to listen. Well now he's listening.

Louis: Wait what?

Harry: Kendall is gay, she has a girlfriend. Okay?

Harry: She's dating Cara fucking Delevinge.

Louis: You don't mean model Cara Delevinge do you?

Harry: Yes model Cara Delevinge.

Louis: Oh my God that chick in Victoria Secret am I right?

Harry: Yes that one.

Louis: How the hell is she dating Cara Delevinge.

Harry: I dunno I just showed her around because the teacher asked me to then I saw Cara fucking Delevinge waiting for her at the gates.

Harry: I mean I had to get a picture and autograph, how could I not?

Harry: That's why I took so long and I'm so sorry boo I'll never leave you.

Louis: *fakes tears* Did you ask Cara if you could get a discount at VS?

Harry gets stunned for a moment then shoves Louis with a pout. Louis laughs, a truly happy laugh that made the corners of his eyes crinkle because Harry wasn't going to break up with him for the new -and very hot- girl.

Harry: Well I'm glad you're feeling better.

Louis: I am.

Harry: Now let's be serious for a moment.

Louis: Serious. Okay.

Harry: I won't be leaving you no matter what, not until you think I'm annoying or ugly and you leave me instead.

Harry: I can't promise we'll be forever but I can promise you that I do love you boo.

Louis: I'm so touched.

Harry: Oh be seri-

Louis: Shh baby don't interrupt me I'm not done.

Louis: I love you, have loved you for over a damn year already and I'll never think you're ugly or annoying because to me you're you and you're my Haz.

Louis: But yeah, I don't know if we'll last till like, forever forever. So let's make a bet.

Louis: If we stay together till after your graduation, we'll have bareback sex.

Harry: What the fuck, Louis!

Louis: Just joking, although that is still an option.

Louis: If we stay till after my baby boy's graduation, then we know we'll be forever.

Louis: Sound like a deal?

Harry: *grins* Deal.

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A/N: Yes I brought in Cake bc why not.:)

And thanks so so much for all the reads and votes and y'all adding this into your reading lists. We literally went from 80+ votes to 180+ votes in a day I cri.

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