Louis' post on IG killed me. KILLED ME. He took a selfie while getting his butt tattooed who does that omg. Oh and to top it off he used the PEACH EMOJI my feels are everywhere.

Happy birthday Louis:)

Warning: Kind of mature

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Harry was out with Zayn today so Louis was alone, on his birthday.

Louis: Fuck this shit.

Louis: My own boyfriend doesn't even remember my birthday. He isn't even at home.

Louis' phone rings. He scrambles to get it, hoping it was Harry.

Louis: Har- Uh, Hello?

Stan: Hey Louis, happy birthday mate!

Louis: Oh Stan...hi. Thanks!

Stan: So what's up?

Louis: Your dick.

Louis: Get it?

Stan:

Louis: No? Okay fine, anyways to answer seriously I'm just lounging at home. Alone. Bored.

Stan: Awh, hey I'll treat you to some ice cream, whaddya say?

Louis: Eh...

Stan: Oh come on, it's your birthday!

Louis: Fine.

Stan: Okay I'll come over to get you.

Louis sighed and slid on his favorite red and white striped shirt. Almost immediately after his doorbell rang.

Louis: Coming!

Louis: Coming. Hehe.

Stan: Hello birthday boy!

Louis: Hey Stan, thanks for taking me out I was bored as fuck.

Stan: Yeah yeah, come on. Let's get ice cream.

As Louis went into the car, Stan secretly did an okay sign behind his back and a dark figure slipped into Louis and Liam's house.

Of course, Louis didn't notice.

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Louis: Thanks again Stan, I didn't think you'd remember to be honest.

Stan: And why wouldn't I?

Louis: Well, some people closer to me didn't.

Stan: There's still time before your birthday ends, who knows mate, maybe they did.

Louis: Eh, I doubt it.

Louis walks inside his pitch black house. Odd, he smells the cotton candy around him, he closes the door and wanders in, not bothering to switch on the lights.

Candles. So that's why it smells like cotton candy.

That could only mean...

Louis: Harry?

No answer.

Louis notices something stuck on the wall of the living room, he turns on his phone light because he's a lazy ass.

"Welcome home...daddy."

Louis could feel his lower region tighten at that. He had a major daddy kink and to know that Harry was probably...

"I'm in the bedroom but you need to read all the sticky notes before coming to see me. ;)"

Louis groaned, his mind automatically sketching vividly explicit images of Harry. Blame the porn.

"I bought you something just now"

"It's red."

Louis could just imagine Harry in red lace panties or a red nightgown. Shit.

"I got a surprise for you too."

Louis' eyebrows raised and he got excited.

Louis: Do I get birthday sex?

"It involves us, the blanket and the pillows"

Louis: Oh thank you sweet Jesus.

Louis: Louisaurus, we gonna get laid buddy.

Louis: This must be the best birthday ever.

Louis walks towards the direction of his bedroom, he sees a faint light illuminating the dark space. He can barely contain his excitement as he steps into the room.

A blindfold covers his eyes as soon as he stepped in. Louis freezes. This was just like he imagined.

Louis: Haz?

Harry: Hi...daddy.

Harry: Welcome home babe.

Harry: Hold this.

Louis feels a box being pushed into his hands. He can also feel Harry's warm breath by his ear. He was getting hard, it was almost painful.

Louis: What's this Haz?

Harry: It's your present!

Harry: I'll give you a hint.

Harry: It's a piece of clothing you said you liked the other day.

Louis feels himself getting the slightest bit wet in his boxers at the memory of the red thong he pointed out to Harry when they went to the mall. Harry rolled his eyes and walked off at the time but what if...

Louis: Haz...

Harry: Okay I'll take off your blindfold and you can open the gift BooBear.

Harry: One..

Harry: Two...

Harry: Three!

Louis opened his eyes and fumbled with the silver box in his hand immediately. Louis opened it eagerly, he looked up to see Harry sitting on the bed in nothing but his white shirt and boxers on.

Louis: Harry, babe, you shouldn't...

Louis: Have...

Louis: Oh wow! It's the red suspenders we saw at Michael Kors.

Harry: Surprise!

Harry: Now for the main event.

Louis put aside the suspenders, he was kind of disappointed just now but he actually really did love those suspenders. Harry bit his lip as Louis approached the bed.

Louis took a deep breath, preparing himself for the night. He took a look at Harry and his eyes widened.

Louis: Oh my Lord.

Louis: No.

Harry: Pillow fight!!!!!

Poor Louis!

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A/N: Lol bet you guys expected smut didn't ya? XD Well...no smut for y'all... yet;)

How was this? Did you guys laugh? I don't even know what I was writing.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOUIS!

Harry still hasn't tweeted him Happy Birthday ugh