Louis: Hey Harrehhhh!

Harry: Louis? Why are you calling at... two in the morning?

Louis: Haz *giggles* Harry, my... super hot, curly curly haired... crush!

Harry: Are you drunk?

Louis: H-harry *moans* you know Harry right? I've had so many dreams about him, him and his fit *hiccup* body. My dream... to lick those abs of his... get him off, *hiccup* that V-Line.. sexyyy.

Harry: L-louis...d-do you know what you're saying?

Louis: Shush! *giggles* In fact, I just had a dream about him yesssssterday! He looked so *hiccup* hot, tied, wri..writhing beneath me... *moans* He had a blindfold on...cal- calling me...daddy. *moans*

Harry: W-what? Now this is going.. o-overboard.

Louis: *moans* uhh...Harry! Oh...yeah, H-harry! Feels...so good! *moans*

Harry: Shit.

Liam: Hey, Harry? Sorry he's a bit drunk I'm gonna take him home, bye!

*hangs up*

Harry: Bye.

Harry: Now..old people sex, ice, grandma's panties...

Harry: *sigh* Well at least it's down.

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A/N: Harry got turned on ;)

Should I go on with this story? It's like no one reads this