So, I've been thinking...a lot. I finally came up with an idea. This is gonna be about my perspective on Chat Noir. Here we go!

Puns?

Let's see. Chat Noir's puns...Oh, my goodness. They are just...wow. I can't even explain it. I mean, I guess they're not all bad, but still. Most of them are. There was that one...the Coldilocks one. That wasn't too bad. I think he makes too many cat puns. It is impossible to focus in battle with all of his puns. Like, how do I put up with him everyday?

Flirting?

OK. Let's just say that Chat Noir's flirting skills are not very good. It's kind of annoying when we're in a battle and we're trying to fight an akuma. It just isn't necessary. He could easily just ask for a private meeting at the park or something. I wouldn't mind. Maybe I kind of like it when he flirts and sometimes I subtly flirt back, but I feel like I'm betraying Adrien.

Crush?

OK. I like Chat Noir. I like him as a friend. OK. A really good friend. OK. A best friend. OK. Maybe I like him more than a friend, but it's barely anything. *nervous laugh* Well, maybe I have a small crush on him. OK. Fine. Maybe it isn't small. I wouldn't call it a big crush, though. So, a medium crush? Is that even a thing?

Overall?

So, overall, Chat Noir is a purretty-I mean pretty cool cat. I like hanging out with him and silently laugh at his puns and jokes and whatnot. I have a crush on him. I really hope he isn't reading this, because he would freak out and...Never mind.

That was my perspective on Chat Noir! Give me ideas for other chapters. Bug out!