"They do exist! How else do you explain how they faked the moon landing?!"

"The moon landing was real and the don't exist!"

"Prove it."

"Prove they do."

"All the pictures!"

"All of those are either faked or to blurry to even tell what they are."

"All their recorded activity!"

"Not real, all of it is explained by science or real history."

"Well, um, your face is gross!"

"Ever look in a mirror?"

"Why is this so hard for you to believe?!"

"Because it's not real."

"Why not?"

"Because it's just not!"

"How is that any better than my argument?!"

"Because I'm right!"