Like seriously why do people in the 21st century ever use:

- betwixt
- in twain
- ''twas I
- narry
-for naught
- anything Charles Dickens used to stockpile his text with superfluous words to make money for that periodical he wrote for

?

For real check this shit out

^^^ the dude was a walking example of one of those "I need to lengthen my essays so lemme call a spade a

And then some".

Lol maybe I'm more like him than not since all my stories are so mafakin' long.

Ah. Irony.