Like nah I don't like anime. My pappy and grandpappy are proud Americans.

We only eat McDonalds and Waffle House.

Idk what the fuck Uke is unless it's Kenny Chesney's miniature ukelele that the good lord Jesus Christ has bequeathed unto him to serenade my boyfriend with an original acoustic version of "I'm Yours" by Jason Maraz

But for real if anyone except the 19261817373722 people outside of rural Virginia who know me in real life and know my weebness is literally such an integral part of my DNA my child's child will know of it sees this WattPad well... I know where I'm going...

Nevermind they probably can't even read

Lmao this all started after watching .90 seconds of Ouran.

THAT my friends, is a circus.

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