DUDE BOI I GOT TO SAY
In the start of the whole manga I was like nah he lame
He ain't shit
What kinda demon does that

But then....
Without too much explanation because it's lent and I don't wanna get smited

The shit going on in the new updates makes it pretty plausible he could be...

Like THE devil.

And I'm the worst catholic ever but that makes him so much cooler and/or more attractive.

Like if he were fucking Lucifer?!?!
Like got damn yes pls

Forget wat I said about hating you.
I know you more than any of those anime dudes

Because you know what?

As far as I'm concerned, you're real.
And that means

Well..
I still don't like Sebastian

But

Ugh
I'm a terrible Catholic

Pray for me...

This wasn't as funny because I did it in haste b/c I actually am tryna go to adoration.

I be like:

I'm a virgin! I haven't done shit

Then god be like:

There's a passage in my book (available in the Vatican gift shop for £3) that says looking at and thinking about sin with or towards someone is the same as doing it in your heart.

I've fucked like 18272626166265252262748472626536266262362627236

Versions of straight up Satan and wrote them here for the world to see

I'm screwed.

Nahhhh I dont really think that it's just funny.

But still, as far as Weebery goes:

You're a lot sexier now, man.

Like literally ugh
THE SUPER DEVIL
I HATE MOTORCYCLES BUT LIKE YOU AND AM UNMARRIED SO HMU WITH THAT MARMALADE AND LETS RIDE

(Brian Griffin playing the part of Micheal, my patron Saint who be like:)