So, the feast of the Archangels, aka Michaelmas is on September 29th, and it has been like ONE AND A HALF YEARS SINCE MY ASS HAS BEEN TO MASS AND/OR CONFESSION.

I ain't been in a state of grace or received the host in so long I'm gonna need to be extra nice to the priest so he'll absolve me and my penance will be very slim b/c I gotta work every Sunday and that's not very good since I can't use the excuse that it's the sabbath.

If my Jewish boss can't have Friday I can't have Sunday.

Therefore...
I gotta really act holy this week.

Be like

No i didn't spend the time I could in church writing sexual stories and watching execution videos as inspiration for updates of said sexual stories I don't regret it.

I may regret it somewhat.
NAH NAH I CANT LET GOD OR ANYONE MAKE MY CHOICES FOR ME
ILL DIE

WAIT SHIT....
Christianity is all about that
FUCK

ANIME ISNT ALWAYS THE BEST INSPIRATION FOR AVOIDING SIN

I AM TOO PURE FOR THIS
IM NOT HUBRISTIC

meanwhile my soul is like

ON A DIFFERENT NOTE
I never understood how Tom Riddle could be ugly when he's described in the books as being scary and unappealing when he laughs but Light proved that to me fam.

PLUS WHEN THE FOOL DIED HE LITERALLY WAS DRESSED LIKE A SLYTHERIN PREFECT

I see your Slytherin tie babe.

Ugh I hate him so much but THE TIE

He looked good dying.

Okay now I'm sure my soul is more like

Gotta dip out and go work

Make money. Donate some. Yeah that'll cover it.

ITS NOT AN INDULGENCE