Have I written Fill or Spill your guts twice? Yes. Am I gonna possibly write more than two? Fuck yes. Am I writing another one about Hailee Steinfeld? Yeppers. I just heard her song End This (L.O.V.E) go listen to it. Hope you like it, enjoy!

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"And now, the most hated game on my show, Spill or Fill Your Guts!" The audience went wild as the two singers and host sat at the table, looking at the ingredients on the lazy Susan. "Y/n, I know you have a bad gag reflex, how are you feeling?"

"Fuck you." James looked taken back while the audience laughed. He rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.

"Well, your girlfriend is my favorite now." He stuck his nose up like a spoiled rich girl not getting her way. "Hailee, how're you feeling?" The singer chuckles, nodding towards her already green looking girlfriend.

"Better than her."

"That just means she has to answer the questions correctly to avoid this. Speaking of, let's see what we have here! There's cod sperm, hot sauce, salmon smoothie, pickle juice which isn't as bad as the rest, an avocado and mealworm toast, bull penis and crickets!" The audience groans at the items, but Y/n surprises everyone as she spins the lazy Susan and grabs the small bowl of crickets and starts eating them. James and Hailee are shocked, but the audience cheers for her.

"Oh, you're definitely brushing your teeth backstage before we even kiss." The fans cheer for them, as Hailee shakes her head.

"You ladies ready?" Both nod and James tells them they'll be going from right to left. James first, then Hailee and lastly Y/n. Which was perfectly fine for Y/n.

"Hmm, what shall I give you..." James looks at Hailee, thinking about the choices, before landing on the avocado and mealworm toast. "Is it true that Niall Horan cheated on you and you wrote a distrack about it?" The singers eyes widen, shocked that, that was an actual question.

"Whoever wrote these cards are doing their research. I am so not ready for mine." Y/n tells, the fans cheering for whoever wrote the cards, knowing they're about to get some juicy information.

"But, it's mealworms and avocado... that's gross." Hailee whines, but James smirks.

"Then answer the question." Hailee whines, looking down at the toast.

"You know if you eat the toast, people are gonna assume since you're not talking about it." Y/n states, popping another bug in her mouth.

"Then, Miss smart one, what shall I do." She sasses, causing the audience to cheer.

"Tell the truth Lee." The two women look at each other, before Hailee takes a deep breath.

"Yea, he cheated and the track is a distrack." The audience freaks out, someone from the back yells out they knew it, causing the whole studio to laugh.

"Wow, just wow." Both ladies nod, then Hailee is turning the lazy Susan until the hot sauce is pointed at Y/n.

"Okay.." Hailee scans the card, smirking as she reads it. "We all know your ex is Jason Derulo, how big is he, carrot stick or beer can? And I think when they mean carrot stick, is the carrot sticks you cut to dip."

"I'm surprised the other part of the question wasn't if he was good in bed. Um, he's small but thick, he knew how to use it." Hailee rolled her eyes as the audience freaked.

"This game just escalated." James chuckles, telling the viewers at home to make sure the kids are away from the tv. Y/n spins the lazy Susan, stopping on the bull penis for James.

"Alright Jamie boy. Who has asked to do Carpool that you turned down?"

"I think we turned down that band, The Wanted."

"Wow, you called them that band." Y/n shook her head as James spinned the lazy Susan and gave Hailee the cod sperm.

"What is Y/n's most annoying habit?" Y/n rose her eyebrow, staring at her girlfriend with a smirk on her face. Hailee took the fork and poked at the cod sperm, then looked back at her girlfriend.

"It's okay, we promised we'd be truthful without getting upset or jealous." Y/n said, but she still had a smirk on her lips.

"Okay, she uses her phone at inappropriate times! Like last week, we were having a romantic evening and one thing lead to another, and we ended up in bed and her cell rings. She did let it go to voicemail, but it rang again and she picked it up and said, "no, I'm not busy," but you were about to be busy!" Hailee yelled out, the audience booing Y/n as they shake their heads.

"It was my grandma who called! I told you that! It wasn't like I could tell her, 'hang on a moment grams, I'm just gonna fuck my girlfriend real quick'." There's screams of laughter from the audience and James looks so out of place.

Hailee rolls her eyes, giving her the salmon smoothie as she picks the card up. "Ooh, okay, rank your lovers from best to worst."

"Fuck.." Y/n muttered, some guy in the audience cheering loudly. "Okay, you're obviously best, no doubt there. Selena next, Jason after, Kendall and Justin. Justin absolutely sucked. And Kendall is a pillow princess. Jason was great, Selena made me forget and Hailee-"

"Don't even." The singer warns, sending her girlfriend a glare. Y/n puts her hands up in mock surrender, sending Hailee a smirk.

"I think the network is gonna hate me now." James joked, while Y/n picked the mealworm and avocado toast for him.

"Between your mom and dad, who's your favorite?" James jaw drops at the question, but once again, Y/n puts her hands up in mock surrender. "I just pick and read the cards."

"I can't.." he takes a bite of the toast, the audience cheering but also booing at him. He quickly spits it out, then drinks some water as he shakes his head.

"Last question. Your song End This (L.O.V.E) is about people lying and cheating. You had a very big public fight and break-up with Y/n five months ago and someone said they heard you say, and I quote 'cheating bitch' before storming off. Is that song about Y/n." Hailee looks at Y/n and Y/n stares back at her.

"Can I explain before you start hating on her?" James nods and Hailee takes a breath. "That song is about her, but she did not cheat on me. I assumed she did because one night, she came home reeking of perfume and I automatically assumed she cheated. Her sister had sprayed herself full of perfume so her husband wouldn't catch her smoking. Her sister will confirm that. Y/n didn't cheat, we both know how it feels to be cheated on and it sucks." Y/n quickly wipes a tear away, sniffing as she sends her girlfriend a sad smile. Hailee frowns and gets out ofnher seat, pulling Y/n into a hug, that causes the audience to cheer for them. The singer gives her girlfriend a kiss on her forwhead before taking her seat again.

"Here, have some more crickets." Y/n chuckles, picking up the bug and eating it. "Oooh, have you ever forgotten any anniversaries and had to quickly run out to get something?"

"No, I always have the date locked in my phone or computer. But I usually know when the day is."

"Even all three of ours?"

"January 21st is the first time we met, February 14th is our first date, May 6th is our official girlfriend day, where you asked me to be your girlfriend. Fast forward to this January 6th, when we broke up, and April 29th is when we got back together. I know them love." Hailee smiles, somehow falling in love with Y/n even more.

"That's so sweet!" James wipes a fake tear away, but then looks at Y/n, ready for his last question.

"Salmon smoothie! Uh, what guest do you never want back on, or just on your show."

"Donald Trump." The audience cheered as James thanks the two ladies, giving them hugs before the walk backstage.

"Okay, brush your teeth." Y/n gives her a salute, walking towards the bathroom and brushing her teeth, getting the legs and bug juice from between her teeth.

Hailee yawns when Y/n walks out of the bathroom, the singer wrapping her arms around Hailee's waist and holding her close. "Let's go home." Y/n kisses the side of her girlfriend's forehead, then leaving.

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