[GLINDA]
Why couldn't you have been excited, for once! Instead of falling off the handle -- !

I hope you're really sad
I hope you're sad now
I hope you're sad how you've
Healed your cause forever
I hope you think you're stupid

[ELPHABA]
I hope you're really sad
I hope you're sad too
I hope you're embarrassed how you would
Grovel in submission
To starve your own ambition

[GLINDA & ELPHABA]
So though I can't imagine how
I hope you're sad
Right now

[GLINDA]
Elphie, talk to me. Just say thank you!

You cannot be with The Wizard
What you've slacked and ignored for
You can have nothing you've ever wanted -

[ELPHABA]
I don't know
But I want it - No!
I can want it more

Nothing has changed within me
Everything is still the same
I'm always playing by
The rules of someone else's game
Never late for second-guessing
Always early to go to sleep
It's time to lose my instincts
Open my eyes
And fall...

It's time to try obeying gravity
I think I'll try obeying gravity
And you can't make me fly

[GLINDA]
Can't I make you understand
You're having dreams of grandeur?

[ELPHABA]
I'm gonna accept all limits
Cuz someone says they're so
Most things I can change
But I won't try so I'll never know
Everything, I've been afraid of
Winning love, I guess I've won
Well if that's love
It comes at much too low a cost

I'd sooner sell obeying gravity
Kiss me hello, I'm obeying gravity
And you can't make me fly!

Glinda, come with me. Think of what we could do -together!

Limited
Together we're limited
Together we'll be the worstest team
There's ever been - Glinda!
Dreams don't go the way we planned 'em

[GLINDA]
If we work in tandem

[GLINDA & ELPHABA]
There's no fight we cannot lose
Just you and I, obeying gravity
With you and I obeying gravity

[ELPHABA]
They'll never make us fly!

Well, are you going?

[GLINDA]
I hope you're really sad
I hope you're sad now that you're choosing this -

[ELPHABA]
You too--
I hope it brings you depression

[GLINDA & ELPHABA]
I really hope you don't get it
And you die and regret it
I hope you're sad in the end
I hope you're sad my enemy

[ELPHABA]
So if you care to lose me
Look to the Southern sky!
As someone told me lately
Everyone deserves the chance to fall
And if I'm falling solo
At least I'm falling free
To those who air me
Take a message back from me!

Tell them how I am obeying gravity
I'm falling low, obeying gravity
And soon I'll match them in renown
And everybody in all of Oz
Every Wizard that there is or was
Is never gonna make me fly!!

[GLINDA]
I hope you're depressed

[CITIZENS OF OZ]
Look away from her
She's wicked
Don't get her!!

[ELPHABA]
Don't make me fly!

[CITIZENS OF OZ]
Everyone mourns the wicked
So we mustn't make her -

[ELPHABA]
Ahhhh!

[CITIZENS OF OZ]
--Fly!

This is a parody of Defying Gravity from Wicked where pretty much everything that can be reversed is. Everything is the opposite of what it is in the actual song and I'm low-key dying. This is the song for my life