This is actually a ship? Sink it..

A. The two spent one episode together, B. They show no romantic interest with one another C. Wheeljack only went on that mission with Arcee because Ratchet made him D. Wheeljack is closest to Bulkhead and I'd doubt he would settle with anyone E. WHY IS THERE SO MUCH SMUT OF THESE TWO? When I searched it up to confirm it was an actual ship, 99% of the results and images were uncensored smut, which is bad enough to see if you do ship it, but if you hate this ship like I do, then it's hell and I didn't need another reason to hate it

Please suggest some more ships from other continuities