Hello! I am back with another one-shot. This one is just in time for April Fool's Day. It's a text fic, so don't expect amazing grammar. This is inspired off of multiple prompts I found on Pinterest. Let's get into it!

joon created a group chat

joon changed name to stop spamming me

joon added chim

joon added suga

joon added hope

joon added kook

joon added tae

joon added jin

joon ok so you all have been texting me for the last couple of minutes and it is annoying. I'm not your personal therapist...I don't understand why you all need to talk to me. But I'm still going to listen even though I'm complaining. If you have something to say, say it here so my phone isn't blowing up with notifications from six different people!

joon not at the same time

joon please

suga this is unnecessary

chim i wanted to talk to you alone

kook why...have something to hide

chim shut up...no

jin kids don't argue

kook were not arguing

joon *we're

kook shush grammar Nazi...

joon ....

kook sorry...

joon it's fine. just one of you finish your story

chim i don't know...

hope we won't judge

tae awww....jiminie you don't have to hide yur troubles from me

chim i wasnt hiding...just embaressed...

joon don't be embarrAssed...it can't be any worse than what happened to Yoongi...

suga hey

joon I'm just saying

hope trust us jiminie...we won't spill yur secrets

jin yup...we're friends...

kook yes the greatest of friends...now spill

chim fine....so i was eating lunch with taetae and i got up to go to the bathroom...i came back and noticed that tae wasn't at the table but the food was here. So I sat down and started eating....then a large man and lady came to the table saying that the table was there's....

joon wow...what happened

chim i ate their meal...i paid for their meal...

kook how do you make that type of mistake

chim i don't know...it just sorta happened...it was so embarrassing. I was just sitting there eating their food

tae hey...how come you never told me this when you came back to the table

chim as i said before...embarrassing

suga did you not remember what you ordered....

chim i did...i just wasn't thinking

suga clearly...

chim :(

joon yoongs don't make him feel any worse

suga whatever...

hope don't worry jiminie...everyone makes mistakes....

jin yeah...don't worry about it...was the food good?

chim it was great....my appetite was gone after i found out that i ate another person's food though...

joon are you hungry?

chim a little...

joon i have snacks...

jin I'm coming

kook me too

joon no, these are not for you...they're for jiminie...

chim ok...I'll be right there

joon great

tae I'm still offended you didn't tell me

chim sorry tae...

joon you didn't tell jimin what happened at the table though Taehyung...

tae ... lets not talk about that

kook nope start talking tae hyung

tae has he always been this demanding....

jin yes

suga just tell your stupid story...

tae k, well jimin went to the bathroom...i was sitting and waiting for him to come back, time passed and I started to get worried. I turned around and accidentally knocked into a waiter who was carrying soup

hope did you spill the soup on the waiter?

jin or yourself?

tae worse...the entire bowl fell on the head of this little kid

suga good going...

tae i didn't do it on purpose! I didn't know the waiter was right behind me with soup!

kook were the parents mad?

tae furious...the kid started crying and the parents started yelling at me

joon did you pay for their meal

tae ...yes...i felt so bad...the kid wouldn't stop sobbing and the parents kept on threatening to sue me!

chim can they even sue you?

tae i don't know...i don't want to find out...i can't go to jail!

kook imagine the headlines...kim taehyung locked up for spilling soup on a innocent child

jin lol

tae not funny!

joon don't worry...you won't go to jail...you may be fined...but you're not going to prison

tae thank god....you don't think they'll actually sue, do you?

suga how mad were they?

tae they kept on giving me dirty looks even after i paid for their food

suga have fun in court

tae ahhhhhhhh!!! joon...

joon i am not being your lawyer!

tae im doomed

hope i can be you're lawyer

jin me too!

tae I'm doomed....goodbye jungkookie...be a good little bunny. suga hyung my daegu brother....scatter my ashes at home. chim, my bestest friend, remember me!!!

jin hey...i could be a great lawyer

hope yeah...trust in our abilities

joon why are we talking like tae is definitely going to court. We don't even know if that family will sue or not...

tae ....right...okay well i guess for now im okay

kook for now...

tae do you want me to go to the slammer!?

joon how many times do i need to say that you're not going to jail...

tae right...

hope i have a story too!!!

kook i don't like this story...

chim you know what happened?

kook yah...it involves me and MY stuff

hope im sorry kook...

suga what are you sorry for?

kook hobihyungtookmyunderwear!

suga ever heard of the space bar...

jin why?

hobi it was an accident...

kook my underwear has my name on tag!

chim you wrote your name on your underwear?

kook have enough people steal yours and you'll do the same

joon This has happened before...i don't understand why you're so upset

kook i wasn't until hyung made it awkward

hope i didn't make it awkward...i was just commenting on your underwear

jin um what

hobi i realized that i was wearing kook's underwear and went to tell him...

kook he decided to mention that my underwear is very nice and soft and cottony and smells like lavender!

suga you smell your underwear

kook my underwear!

jin that just sounds weird...Hoseok likes to smell Jk's underwear

hope i don't like to smell underwear!

tae i agree....jk's underwear are nice

kook are you wearing my underwear!!!

tae not at this moment

kook will you stop wearing my clothes!!! Especially my underwear!

hope our underwear all look similar

kook mines has my name on it!

joon Okay...let's all take a deep breath

chim Yeah...as amusing as this is...let's not bite each other's heads off over a pair of underwear...

kook not just any pair a very nice pair!

joon let's just move on from the topic of underwear...yoongi...

suga what

joon storytime

suga if i must...i was doing some grocery shopping with jin hyung and he decided to dare me to do something

kook you actually took the dare...

tae tell me you recorded it

jin I'll send it to you

suga im going to strangle someone

jin noooooooo

joon no strangling yoongi

suga fine...

hope what was the dare?

suga i had to do a rendition of bohemian rhapsody

jin it was hilarious

chim i still dont know why you would do the dare

jin i may or may not have dirt of our wonderful suga...

suga i hate you

jin ❤❤❤

joon is that about....

suga yes

joon how did?

suga i don't know...i would rather keep that a secret though

hope ooooo, what's the secret

suga no, if you don't know it's for a reason

tae Jin hyung has dirt on Yoongi! Oooooo so many blackmail opportunities

suga don't give him ideas

jin i got an idea

suga can i strangle him now

joon im too tired to stop you....

chim i saw nothing

kook mind doing the same to hobi hyung?

hope kook! Why!? :(((

kook underwear thief!!!!

hope it was one time! It was an accident!!!

jin no! Don't kill me!!! im to beautiful to die this young!!!

tae i still haven't got the video..

jin it just sent...aghhhh...he's here!!!

jin someone save me!!!!!!!

jin ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! he's insane

jin i just deleted the video and am about to purge all evidence of kim seokjin...this is the last message you will receive from this phone

joon wow...you do quick efficient work

suga do you expect anything less

joon not really...

tae that video is hilarious!

kook it honestly is...yur vocals aren't entirely horrendous hyung...

chim run

hope hide before you end up like hyung did

tae .....deleting the video

kook gone....no video...what video...

suga ill be there I'm a second

tae why!?

suga need to check you're not lying

tae oh...ok....help...

suga taehyung!!!

chim is he going to be okay

joon im sure he'll be fine

hope yoongi would never really hurt them...right

suga no promises...

joon well this has been eventful...what have we learned

chim to pay attention more attention and not eat other people's food

tae to not pour soup onto children

hope jungkook is extremely overprotective over his underwear

kook it is MY underwear!

suga don't mess with me

joon great...also just another thing...im not your personal diary...don't freaking spam me when you've had a bad day!!! If you want to talk...let's talk face to face. Don't text me and don't flood my messages!

tae hi

kook hello

jin heyo

tae hyung you're still alive!

jin yes...it isn't easy to be rid of someone like me

jin what are we doing...

tae spamming joon hyung

joon ....

jin cool

joon yoongi...do me a favor...

Thank you so much for reading. I hope that you enjoyed this fic and had a few laughs. I hope you all have an amazing rest of your day! I will see you all next time. Bye!