These are just some Vines mainly featuring Ash and the twins. Some will be repeats from the original book. These all take place in a completely different AU. Some will be tweaked.

Ash: *recording Nix while he's driving and they pass a sign.*

Nix: Road work ahead? Yeah I sure hope it does.

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Nix: A potato flew around my room before you came.

Ash and others: *All scream as the fan gains speed.*

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Nix: How do you know what's good for me?

Krux: THAT'S MY OPINION!

Ash and Kai: *looks at them with confusion.*

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Nix: *Playing the trombone.*

Ash: *Slamming the oven door to the beat.*

Krux and Wu: *Just facepalms.*

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Ash: *Walks Into the kitchen.* What is going on in here?

Cole: *Mixing something.*

Nix: BEKFAST!

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Nix: Hey yo. How you-

The Chicken: *Makes a bunch of angry noises.*

Nix: *Screams.* Get your chicken Ash!

Ash: She don't bite.

Nix: YES IT DO! *Runs away while the chicken is chasing him.*

In the original one, they swear.

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Ash: *Walks up to Nix and his friends.* In every group of friends, there's the dumb one.

Everyone: *Points to Nix.*

Nix: Really?

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Nix: *Covered up to his neck in sand.* I am the sand guardian guardian of the sand.

Ash: *Slaps Nix.* Poseidon quivers before him.

Nix: *Looking towards Kalmaar.* SCREW OFF!

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Krux: *Looks at Nix.* Let me see what you have.

Nix: A KNIFE!

Krux: NO!

Ash: Oh my gosh, why does he have a knife?

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Lloyd was accidentally turned into a kid.

Krux: *Walks up to Lloyd.*

Lloyd: Daddy?

Krux: Do I look like your daddy?

The vine actually gets cut off at the end.

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Ash: Hey yo, what y'all's get for number twelve?

Cole: I got eighteen.

Gravis: I got nine point five.

Nix: I got Abraham Lincoln for some reason. It doesn't make sense.

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Nix: *Sitting on the steps.*

Krux: *Comes around the corner.*

Nix: BLAHHH!

Krux: AHH! Stop, I could have dropped my croissants.

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Nix: Hey Ash, what do you want to eat?

Morro: The souls of the innocent.

Ash: A bagel.

Morro: NOOO!

Ash: Two bagels.

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Ash: WHAT ARE THOOOSE!

Krux: They are my Crocs.

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Nix was turned into a kid this time.

Nix: Look at all those chickens.

Krux: Those are geese Nix.

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Twins are visiting the ninja.

Nix: Hey Ash, you want some? *Hands her a soda can.*

Ash: This bitch empty. YEET! *Throws the can and it hits Kai on the head.*

Kai: Ok, who threw that?

Ash: *Points towards Nix.*

Nix: What? She's the one who threw it.

Kai: Oh yeah, blame it on the pregnant woman. I see how you are.

Ash: *Blows a raspberry at Nix.*

Nix: I can't stay mad at you. You're my bestest friend.

Didn't expect that plot twist did you? Hope you enjoyed.