I found these on Google and wanted to type them before I delete the screenshots. These ones are not in the same AU as my incorrect quotes book.

This one is a revised version of quote #52 in my original book.

Nix: Hey Krux. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Krux: To get to the other side?

Nix: You were supposed to say "I dunno, why?"

Krux Uh... fine. I don't know. Why did it cross the road?

Nix: To get to the nitwit's house.

Krux: ...Ok?

Lloyd: Hey Krux. Knock knock.

Krux: No.

Lloyd: You were supposed to say "Who's there?"

Krux: Fine, let's get this over with. Who's there?

Lloyd: *Giggling.* The chicken.

Krux:

Nix:

Lloyd:

Krux: Listen here you little shits-

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Lloyd: *Talking about Morro's funeral.* You do know we're burying a great person today!

Harumi: *Shocked.* Did someone else die?

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Morro: I wasn't that drunk.

Lloyd: You colored my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

Morro: BECAUSE YOU ARE!

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Morro: *Locks Harumi in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child.

Harumi: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?

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Pretend this one is over text.

Krux: Acronix!

Nix: Yes!

Krux: It's time!

Nix: Time for you to get a watch?

Krux: What? No, it's time.

Nix: Adventure time!

Krux: Close, but still no.

Nix: Judgement time?

Krux: No!

Later:

Nix: Oh! I know what time it is!

Krux: About time.

Nix: It's time to-

Nix: D-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!

Krux: ...

Krux: Sometimes you make me wish you were adopted.

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Lloyd: Hey Zuko.

Kai: I'm not Zuko. Stop calling me that.

Lloyd: Scar over your eye.

Kai: Well-

Lloyd: Fire powers.

Kai: Listen-

Lloyd: Younger sister that is better than you.

Kai: HEY-

Lloyd: Angry.

Kai: I'M NOT-

Lloyd: Red guy.

Kai: FINE, I'M ZUKO!

I put 'guy' instead of 'gay'.

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Ronin: I was in a race once.

Ronin: Well, I called it a race, the police called it 'resisting arrest'.

Ronin: They're mad when they lose.

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Zane: Jay, you and Nya had a beautiful wedding.

Jay: I know right? It was so emotional that... *looks at Cole.*

Cole: Jay do not-

Jay: EVEN THE CAKE WAS IN TIERS!

Cole: Hold me back Zane, hold me back.

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Kai: You into cars?

Zane: Yes. It truly was a masterpiece of film.

Kai: No, I meant, like are you a car person?

Zane: I'm a nindroid.

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Lloyd: How's the baby doing?

Cole: Why don't you ask him yourself.

Lloyd: Excuse me- what?

Toddler Wu: *Walks up to Lloyd.* Hi Neffew! *Walks away sipping tea.*

Lloyd: ... Did the baby just walk up drinking tea and say 'Hi Nephew'?

Sorry there is a lot. Bye.