Sorry that this is so close to the other one but I have a lot more.

Gravis, who is a waiter: What would you like to eat?

Ash and Morro: *in a demonic voice.* We wish to devour the unborn.

Gravis: So dippy eggs with toast?

Wu: Yes.

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Nix: I love my brother.

Also Nix: But I want to know,

Also Nix again: WHY DOES KRUX HAVE A ROOM FULL OF HOURGLASSES!?

Krux: Because I like collecting them.

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Ash: I'm bored.

Morro: I'm bored too.

Ash: Hey, let's go bother Neuro.

Morro: OK!

At Neuro's house.

Neuro: Not again.

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Garmadon: Wu, your kids are on the roof again.

Wu: Of course they are.

Garmadon: At least my kids don't do that.

In the kitchen.

Lloyd and Harumi: *fighting over the last cookie.*

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Lloyd: So are we siblings or not? I'm confused.

Harumi: *not looking up from her book.* Don't know, don't care.

Later.

Lloyd: I have decided. We are not siblings.

Harumi: Good. Now take me on a date.

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Kai: *relaxing.*

Nya: *throws a water balloon at him and runs off.*

Kai: Oh come on, really?

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Benthomaar: Brother, let's race.

Kalmaar: Not now Bentho.

Later.

Bentho: Wanna race now?

Kalmaar: I'm still busy brother.

Much later.

Bentho: Are you done with your work?

Kalmaar: Yes, we can race now.

Bentho: YAY!

Kalmaar is good anytime I mention him.

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Krux: *standing there.*

Nix: This is SPARTA! *kicks Krux in the butt.*

Krux: I'm taking away your tv privileges.

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Morro: Ash help, I'm dying.

Ash: No you're not. You're just lying on the floor.

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Nix: I wish-

Nya: DON'T SAY THAT WORD! *smacks him upside the head.*

Nix: Ok, I'm sorry.

Jay: *in the background.* You better be!

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Ash: *holding two sticks of dynamite.* Nya, Nix, wanna light em up?

Nix and Nya: *lights them up.*

Ash: *throws the dynamite and they blow up.*

All three: *laughing maniacally.*

Morro: Our younger siblings are psychos.

Kai and Krux: Agreed.

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Benthomaar is young.

Trimaar: Come on Benthomaar, just try it.

Bentho: *pushes the food away.*

Kalmaar: Dad, let me try. *gets his brother's attention and takes a bite of his food.*

Bentho: *watches and does the same.*

Trimaar: You two are gonna get along fine.

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Ash: *on a date with Shade.* So, you wanna come over and hang out?

Shade: Sure.

Morro: *runs up to them.* YOU BETTER NOT KNOCK HER UP!

Ash and Shade: *hide their faces in embarrassment.*

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Garmadon: *sets a plant in front of Lloyd.* This is your brother now. You need to babysit Christofern.

Lloyd: *confusion.*

Wu: I have a dysfunctional family. But I wouldn't change it for the world.

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Morro: Just a small town girl.

Ash: Living in a lonely world.

Cole: Wu says it is time for dinner.

Ash and Morro: Aww man! *snaps their fingers.

I'll give someone a cookie if they get the reference.

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Pretend this is in a group chat.

Nix: You know Lego people live in houses made of their own flesh?

Everyone: It's five in the morning Nix, go to sleep.

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Nya: *crying because of a nightmare.*

Kai: *calms Nya down and stays by her side for the rest of the night.*

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Nya: Kai, you're gonna be an uncle.

Kai: *pulls Nya into a hug and cries.* I love you little sis. And I can't wait to meet my niece or nephew.

Ight, Imma head out.