Thanks to Chickengirl250 for linking some quote generator sites, I have a few I would love to share.

Kai: I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter 'A'.

Krux: You thought you just did something there, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Karlof: Screw you.

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Chen: *gets a text* Oh! It's Shade.

Vania, excitedly: Did they get me the stuff?

Chen: Yeah, they say they got you the clown costume, the power drill, and twelve gallons of blood.

Vania: Wow! Where'd they find twelve gallons of fake blood?

Chen: You wanted fake blood?

Vania:.....

Chen: I'll go call Shade.

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Ghoultar: Oh my gosh! Do you know what this is?

Cyrus: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.

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Blunk: So I have made the decision to trust you.

Crystal King: A horrible decision really.

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Killow: Is this mistletoe?

Vex: Uh, no, no, this is basil.

Killow: Too bad, cause if it was mistletoe, I was gonna kiss you.

Vex: Yeah no, it's still basil.

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Kruncha: I have a problem.

Skales: Kill it.

Kruncha: Can you chill for like, two seconds?

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Nadakhan: Bet you can't eat fifteen crayons.

Jay: Bet you I can.

Nya: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

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Movie Kai: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.

Faith: Movie Kai, if you're afraid of clowns, why are you hanging out with Acronix?

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Garmadon: Would you slap Morro-

Akita: Yes.

Garmadon: I didn't even finish.

Akita: Sorry, continue.

Garmadon: Would you slap Morro for ten dollars?

Akita: I would do it for free.

Morro: Rude.

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Cole: This is a safety pin. *cuts off end*

Cole: It is now a danger pin.

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Jay: Your smile? It makes my day.

Nya: Your happiness? I live for that.

Kai: A room? Get one.

Cole: Hotel? Trivago.

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Nix: I will send my army to attack.

Nix: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*

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Wu, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Shapeshifter: *transform to look like Nix*

Nix: Ok, are you BLIND! You look like nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag a comb through that hair, you're like a seven on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant ten.

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Rapton: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture".

Bartender:.... I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

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Aspheera: The 'how the fricks' and 'why are you so dumbs' don't matter. All that matters is that I have a gun.

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Griffin: The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.

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Nix: The only straight I am is a straight up badass.

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Kai: *takes a sip of milk and gags*

Kai: Oh my god, is this expired?

Kai: *takes another sip of milk*

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Morro: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable..... and also assault with a deadly weapon.

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Kai: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

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Lloyd: Pose as a team because CRAP JUST GOT REAL!

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Jay on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh, heh, heh.

Jay on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

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Okino: What the heck?

Okino: ESPN is showing the 2003 national jump rope championship.

Okino: Who the heck watches jump rope competiti- ooh bouncy.

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Rapton: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions Neuro?

Neuro: No

Okino: I do.

Rapton: I know Okino.

Okino: I'm sad.

Rapton: I know Okino

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Neuro, about Kai: They're covered in blood again. Why is it they're always covered in blood?

Gravis: Well, it looks like it's their own blood this time.

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Morro: What in the name of sanity have you got on your head?

Okino: It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Tox: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*

Morro: *shoots it*

Definitely will write more.