September 8, 2022 9:00 pm

A portal opened up and the twins fell into the training yard. "Hey, the monastery is one piece again. Let's go inside and take shelter. It looks like it's about to rain." Acronix said. Krux agreed and they entered, alerting the one resident. As the two were in the kitchen, they were attacked and eventually subdued. The resident turned in the light and yelled. "WHAT THE? YOU TWO?" Krux recognized the voice. The twin looked up, but quickly covered their eyes as Ash was only in a towel.

"Oh I am so sorry Ash." Krux said. She only stared at them.

"Isn't she going to say anything? She's just staring at us menacingly, and it's starting to scare me." Acronix looked, but covered his eyes again. "Are you going to put some clothes on?"

"No. Not until my husband gets here." Ash grab an apple and started eating.

"Shouldn't you wash that first?"

"Zane washes them right away, so they're ready to eat." Ash looked up at the doorway and smiled. "There he is." The twins froze when they saw Karlof. "Go easy on them." Ash then left.

"I'm even more scared of him than I am of Ash. Now that he's not chained up anymore." Karlof looked at Acronix.

"BOO!" The master of metal said, scaring the younger twin. He laughed at Acronix's expense until Ash cleared her throat. "Sorry Ash. So what do we do with them?"

"Tie them up until the others get home. I want to spoonfeed that one some salsa." Ash replied, looking at Acronix.

"Why do I feel like an alternate me was being forced to eat salsa against my will?" The other three shrugged, and the twins were tied up. Ash got a jar of salsa and Acronix tried to resist.

"Resistance is futile. Open wide it's the spicy kind."

"I don't like spicy food. Get away from me you psycho." Acronix kept resisting all the while.Krux was laughing hysterically. At that moment, the others came home and saw everything.

"Ash, what are you doing to that poor twin?" Lloyd asked.

"Nothing." She replied, in a sweet, innocent tone.

"Help me. I-" Before Acronix could get another word in, Ash shoved a spoon into his mouth and he swallowed the salsa. "Wu, your daughters insane. And can I get a drink? It's too spicy." Acronix was given one.

"So, when did you two return?"

"Not too long ago. Ash beat us with nothing but a towel on. And then her brute of a husband scared me half to death. Then we were tied up and Ash tried to feed me salsa. Which I have to admit it's pretty good, but I don't want it happening again. Please don't let her do that again. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk." Acronix replied.

"Don't worry, we won't." Lloyd told the twins. They were eventually taken to jail, but we're deemed not a threat to the others.

Now I have one of my OC's force feeding salsa to Acronix. Thanks Chickengirl. I'm going to go back and read that oneshot again.