My Omniversal Hero

Episode 52.5:Where in the flippity flappity FUCK are the mini hot dogs!?

Ladies, Gentlemen, They's and Them's, behold the hero of our story. Frantically running around an incredibly fancy party looking for the greatest food ever, Pigs in a blanket which are just- Mm! Top Notch food! Like not even kidding the author is obsessed with them even though they are indeed sick today (Not covid just a stomach bug probably) they still crave those amazing- truly perfect food- Right right fine I'll stop ranting about amazing foods and get back to the story. Ben Tennyson was running around getting increasingly more worried they wouldn't have any.

"..What kind of party doesn't have them?!"(Ben)

"Doesn't have what?"(Shoto)

"Where in the flippity flappity FUCK are the mini hot dogs!?"(Ben)

"...Did you just quote something at me?"(Shoto)

"Don't change the subject! Have you seen any?"(Ben)

"No."(Shoto)

"Great googly moogly the world was wide enough for Hamilton and me! But not for Mini Hot Dogs?!"(Ben)

"..What are mini hot dogs?"(Shoto)

"Tiny hot dogs wrapped in like croissant rolls!"(Ben)

"Hot.. dog?"(Shoto)

"Yeah, mini hot dogs, the second greatest thing ever, just underneath smoothies."(Ben)

"...I'm going to go now"(Shoto)

"Fine! Jesus H Christ... Where are they?!"(Ben)

Ben never did find them because that's when the door frickin' exploded!

Short because I am throwing up but didn't want to deprive you of content- this is just a mini chapter