My Omniversal Hero

Episode 49:American Villains :0

Ben was talking with Eddie- That's when an explosion went off

"..Can't we just get one day off?"(Eddie)

"ONWARDS! TO THE DANGER!"(Venom)

"You guys sure? I have a hero lis- actually it only works in Japan I think. Eh fuck it Vigalante time!"(XLR8)

XLR8 grabbed Eddie and sped off again ignoring the gagging sound Eddie made when they got there..

"Oh guns and rockets! That's way easier then usual!"(Ben)

"..What the fuck do you usually deal with kid?!"(Eddie)

"A man child that can dust anyone with his hands and criminal mastermind that's also the same person as my best friend but also evil"(Ben)

"Holy fuck.."(Eddie)

"Perhaps you need a therapi-"(Venom)

"I have 2"(Ben)

"...Eddie can we adopt him?"(Venom)

"I'm already adopted, Dadzawa for the win, can I get an autograph by the way?"(Ben)

"Mayb-"(Eddie)

"OI! Hands in the air!"(Gun guy)

"Right right, So I just put my hands up?"(Ben)

"..Yeah? You never been mugged before?"(Gun Guy)

"Not by someone as dumb as you! Like seriously- You just tried to mug the guy who can become bulletproof by thinking about it!"(Ben)

With a flash of green light and a one liner now stood Diamond-Head bullets bounced off the crystal like body and then they tried to shoot Eddie- to which he fricken expanded into a gooey monster thi- OKAY FINE- REAL DESCRIPTION TIME

Eddie grew the 6'3 becoming more ripped then probably physically possible for a normal human, his whole body was covered in black goo with some white lines thrown in for 𝘧𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳 his eyes were inhumanly milky white and he grew a mouth with teeth so sharp it looked like the mouth of a Piscciss Volann (more commonly known as Ripjaws) with the muscles of a buffed up All Migh-

WHY AM I EXPLAINING YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE- fuck it have a picture

Ooh spooky right? Scary- Spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spi- Back to the story-

The man with the gun mumbled fuck under his breath as he threw the gun to the floor and extended his hands. Diamond-Head gave him a confused look

"Your both huge and obviously can kick my shit in, I give up, take me in-"(Formerly known as Gun Guy)

"...Fuck this"(Rocket Guy)

Rocket Guy dropped the rocket launcher and walked over extending his hands..

"I- I don't have handcuffs.. Maybe I can use ice? No that'd give you frostbite and or force an amputation.. Venom you got any handcuffs?"(Ben)

When venom and eddie are fully buffed up together I will be referring to them as Vennie because I think it's a funny name.

"...No we don't"(Vennie)

"Ooh that voice is so cool- God I loved those movies-"(Ben)

"..Movies?"(Vennie)

"Eh alternate universe bullshit."(Ben)

"...Alright fair enough"(Vennie)

I wrote this for no reason it's just filler