My Omniversal Hero

Episode 29: I am experiencing P A I N

Ben POV

This is worse then the time I died. This is worse then feeling my body shatter as Diamond-Head. Worse then getting my head exploded as Swampfire. Worse then feeling Sonic Doom against me as a sound sensitive alien. I stubbed my toe against the wall of Bakugou's house on my way back after talking with Dadzawa and dumbass villains escaping from me. Multiple times, truly I have hit rock bottom..

"Is this what Denki feels like 24/7?"(Ben)

"Is what what I feel like 24/7?"(Denki)]

"Like you've hit rock bottom? I mean an entire basically 4 man army just got away from me then to make matters worse I stubbed my toe.."(Ben)

"....Did you just ask me if I feel like shit all the time?"(Denki)

"No! I asked if you feel useless all the time!"(Ben)

"...I mean sometimes"(Denki)

"You want the number of my new therapist?"(Ben)

"Sure!"(Denki)

TIMESKIP

"Thank you for the food Mrs. Bakugou! I have to get back to the dorms now before my dad blows a fuse-"(Ben)

"Oh please, any friends of my brat of a son deserve to be able to call me Mitsuki for putting up with him!"(Mitsuki)

"Alright! Again thank you so much and I am so sorry I have to leave this early! If you ever need anything just let good ol' Lord Explosion Murder know so he can tell me what to do!"(Ben)

"Alright! I'll let Katsuki know if we ever need anything from you!"(Mitsuki)

TIMESKIP (I refuse to show Ben explaining things to Aizawa. Unless you all want me to-)

"Jirou. I have an Idea and we need to speak."(Ben)

"What is it Tennyson?"(Jirou)

TIMESKIP

"MICROWAVES BE LIKE-"(Echo-Echo)

Suddenly a giant sound blast of "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM" erupted with poor Jirou amplifying it and wincing in pain

"You- You asked me to help make a combined special move for a meme!?"(Jirou)

"Yes. Now may I ask where Kaminari is?"(Echo-Echo)

"What are you planning..?"(Jirou)

"cHaOs!"(Echo-Echo)

TIMESKIP

"Ready?"(Shocksquatch)

"More then ready!"(Denki)

"This might hurt a bit though-"(Shocksquatch)

"HIS ELECTRICITY LEVELS-"(Denki)

"IT'S OVER 9,000,000 VOLTS"(Shocksquatch)

"Wait we said 9,000-"(Denki)

"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"(Shocksquatch)

"OH DEAR LORD-"(Denki)

Suddenly Shocksquatch's electricity blasted into Denki leaving both of them screaming- Shocksquatch screaming like an anime character powering up and Denki screaming like he just saw a spider in an extremely high pitched voice as Shocksquatch barely blasted Denki with barely a static shock

"Wait you- OH YOU PIECE OF SH-"(Denki)

"lAnGuAgE!"(Ben)

TIMESKIP

"Why are you laughing- Oh god this is scary"(Sero)

"Be prepared. To face the strongest transformation you've ever seen in your life!"(Ben)

"...CAN I BAIL OUT PLEASE- PLEASE AIZAWA"(Sero)

"Oh my dear friend, there's no running from death itself."(Ben)

"P-Please no- I don't want to die-"(Sero)

"Alas my friend, it was never a choice."(Ben)

"PLEASE NO-"(Sero)

"GOODBYE OLD FRIEND"(Mole-Stache)

"...What are you-"(Sero)

"I say good sir! Prepare for some good ol' fashion fisticuffs!"(Mole-Stache)

TIMESKIP

"Remember when I threw Denki up 3 times and only caught him twice?"(Ben)

"I have dain bamage"(Denki)

"And we hate you all the same."(Katuski)

TIMESKIP

"Hey Aizawa? What is fatherhood like?"(Ben)

"..."(Aizawa)

"Dad?"(Ben)

"Imagine dieing"(Aizawa)

"HoLy sHi-"(Ben)

"But only on the inside"(Aizawa)

"Do-Does that make me a dad already-?"(Ben)

"No, you misunderstand, the death of a person, the death of who you once was. The fun vibrant person you once was will die. Also you'll stop talking to friends.. And force yourself to work more.. Things you loved will eventually no longer be entertaining.. You'll sleep whenever you can because you can't sleep at night-"(Aizawa)

"You just described the symptoms of depression."(Ben)

"I'm well aware."(Aizawa)

TIMESKIP

"Hey what time is it?"(Denki)

"Dunno. One second-"(Ben)

Out of seemingly nowhere Ben pulls out a trombone and starts playing it as loud as he can when suddenly Bakugou appears screaming

"ITS THREE O'CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES GO TO SLEEP YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT"(Bakugou)

"Ok so it's 3 AM"(Ben)

"Thanks dude"(Denki)

"No problem"(Ben)

TIMESKIP

"Ooh look dear a human!"(???)

"A Petropian?"(Ben)

"You know what we are?"(???)

"Long story- Why are you on earth- in this universe!?"(Ben)

"Vacation!"(??)

"...With all due respect are you insane? Humans are crazy with aliens!"(Ben)

"You seem rather calm about this Human!"(??)

"I'm not entirely human- My grandma is an Anodite- and I have the omnitrix-"(Ben)

"What's an Omnitrix?"(???)

"It lets me turn into Aliens-"(Ben)

"That's a lie!"(??)

"It was made by the highest thinker of the Galvans, Azmuth"(Ben)

"I- Its probably not a lie!"(??)

"I'm Ben Tennyson and I'll have to take you back to Petropigain?a- Where is your ship?"(Ben)

"We got here from a Mr. Smoothy-"(???)

"It- It broke down again!?"(Ben)

"Again?"(??)

"It broke down in the 23rd dimension once- Welcome to this universe, your stuck here til Hokestar fixes it! Lets get you a place to stay- if you ever need quick cash in this world, grab an ID Mask, sell some it shards, it pays more then you'd expect"(Ben)

"How do you know so much about our species?"(???)

"Well for one, in my original universe I brought back your entire species from near extinction- The only one left alive from Petropia was Tetrax-"(Ben)

"Tetrax? He's our neighbor"(??)

"Nice to know the Tetrax in your universe gets some time to relax!"(Ben)

"Alright well- OH- Wait here so I can get the masks-"(XLR8)

"A Kineceleran? He wasn't lying!"(???)

"I told you!"(??)

"No you didn't!"(???)

TIMESKIP

"...If I turn into Alien X can I just- change my body to seem like I have a quirk instead of an alien watch?"(Ben)

"It's 4 AM. Go to sleep. We have that party thing in the dorms tomorrow"(Sero on the phone)

"Right right- Do I need to bring anything?"(Ben)

"I dunno, chips?"(Sero)

"Yeah probably that and some coke"(Ben)

"Don't bring drugs!"(Sero)

"The soda?"(Ben)

"oh-"(Sero)

TIMESKIP

"Hey Dadzawa- Can I skip training today?"(Ben)

"No, why?"(Aizawa)

"I need to go stop the League of Vilains again- They're outside"(Ben)

"Goddamn it! Thats the fifth time today-"(Aizawa)

"I'll be back-"(XLR8)

XLR8 ran outside only to get.. Stuck to the floor. That's when he noticed some 1-B Students and realized he stepped in glue from one of their quirks

"Well now I have to transform again-"(Big-Chill)

The ghost-moth-like alien phased through the glue and was about to breath his ice on the villains but he was clocked in the back of the head and fell, as he fell he turned into Cannonbolt for a split second and started rolling away transforming into Diamond-Head mid roll and blasting shards at the villains ignoring the confused 1-B students who had their training interrupted

"Go home! Leave! I'm actually trying to learn so leave us alone!"(Diamond-Head)

"That light gun thing didn't work- we need your help.."(Shigaraki)

"Fuck off handjob"(Diamond-Head)

"Listen-"(Dabi)

"Screw off off-brand Frankenstein's Monster"(Ben)

"Hey! That was rude!"(Twice)

"How nice of you!"(Twice)

"Listen Deadpool, G O   H O M E"(Ben)

"Are you talking to villains!?"(Monoma)

"Are you talking to me, copycat? They're villains not evil alien frogs trying to commit genocide. Like- Hey Twice, what's your story, why're you a villain?"(Ben)

"I'll never tell you!"(Twice)

"It all started a couple years ago- I cloned myself so much I didn't know which one was the real one and we all murdered each other-"(Twice)

"Don't your clones like- fall apart if they take too much damage?"(Ben)

"Yep!"(Twice)

"Why would I ever tell you!?"(Twice)

"In that case-!"(Four-Arms)

Four-Arms walked over picked up Twice and threw him at Monoma.

"See, painful, now you know your the real one! If you'd like I can dislocate your arm too!"(Four-Arms)

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"(Monoma)

"So much."(Ben)

"Fuck you! That was so cool!"(Pony)

"Beg your pardon-?"(Ben)

"Monoma was being an idiot and taught her the wrong words.. And given the fact noone else in our class speaks english we can't-"(Kendo)

"You do know I'm an American right? I speak like every language, Spanish, French, Greek, Latin, English, Japanese, I can keep going if you want-"(Ben)

"Would you mind helping us out?"(Kendo)

"With the villains or the language barrier?"(Ben)

"Both? Please?"(Kendo)

"Sure thing!"(Echo-Echo)

"Alright lets multitask!"(Echo 1)

"I'll take out the villains, you all can just get back to class while the other me teaches Pony Japanese!"(Echo 2)

"Alright what the actual flip flappity fu- frick do you want from me!?"(Ben 2)

"Curse once, and you go back in the Echo-Echo clone and I multitask myself.you idiotic ball of rage."(Ben Prime)

"FINE BUT I AIN'T HOLDING BACK AGINAST THESE PIECES OF SHI-"(Ben 2)

"Ahem."(Ben Prime)

"SHOOT"(Ben 2)

"Good, now, excuse me, league of villains, you should probaby get a hospital ready if he isn't holding back"(Ben Prime)

"GET READY TO DIE-"(Ben 2)

"Oh also, no killing, or incinerating."(Ben Prime)

"GOD DA-"(Ben 2)

"And no blinking them out of existence-"(Ben Prime)

"I hate you so much"(Ben 2)

"What? Challenge yourself, use Greymatter or Nanomech, get creative with it! Have fun!"(Ben Prime)

"So why exactly are we waiting for them to plan things out before attacking them?"(Dabi)

"It's manners, Dabi."(Shigaraki)

"GET READY TO TAKE UP... one, two, three, four, fiv- A LOT OF HOSPITAL BEDS- WHEN I TEAR YOU LIMB FROM GODDA- GOSH DANG LIMB!"(Rath)

"Let's go before he makes due on that threat! Angry me is already unhinged and as Rath- I assume that means a lot of blood!"(Ben Prime)

"I'LL TAKE YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS AND KNIT A SW- NO! I'LL MAKE A PUNCHING BAG! RATH NEEDS A SUGGESTION-"(Rath)

"Gloves?"(Twice)

"RATH ENJOYS THAT SUGGESTION AND WILL TAKE IT INTO ACCOUNT!"(Rath)

I- I can't think or type anymore- this is all you get- I am experiencing Writer Block ;-;