My Omniversal Hero

Episode 28:Whoopsies! I Did a Murder!

"And who the fuck might you be?"(Shigaraki)

"I'm your worst nightmare."(??)

"Given the fact you aren't a dark eldritch god named Cthulhu I doubt it."(Shigaraki)

"What?"(??)

"You broke into my base, you don't get to judge me."(Shigaraki)

"...As I was saying- My name is

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"The fuck did you just say!?'(???)

"I suppose you can't understand my true name.. Very well.. You may refer to me as.."(??)

Elsewhere

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"YOU BROKE MY PEN YOU BI-"

Sorry. Wrong place.

In a Different Elsewhere

"Yo! Bakugou, I'm ready to fight y'all again, get your asses kicked again!"(Ben)

"Fuck off! I'll kill you!"(Bakugou)

"Hey what if we tried T E A M W O R K ! "(Denki)

"That might work if Bakugou didn't give him cover with his explosions every second!"(Sero)

"SHUT IT OFF-BRAND SPIDERMAN!"(Bakugou)

"RATH!"(??)

"What form is that!? You've been holding back against me!?"(Bakugou)

"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING KATSUKI BAKUGOU WIELDER OF THE EXPLOSION QUIRK WHO CALLS HIMSELF LORD EXPLOSION MURDER, ALSO, KING EXPLOSION MURDER- RATH IS GONNA MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WALK AGAIN!"(Rath)

"An attitude change?"(Sero)

"That's not good..."(Denki)

"Now your speaking my language Tennyson!"(Bakugou)

"RATH'S NAME IS NOT TENNYSON! RATH'S NAME IS RATH! AND RATH WILL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!"(Rath)

"YOU CAN TRY YOU TIGER BASTARD! NEITHER OF YOU IDIOTS TRY AND HELP ME!"(Bakugou)

"We're good! We don't want to die!"(Denki)

AND HERE IS WHERE WE CONTINUE FROM LAST TIME!

The cat-like alien charged at Bakugou only to be engulfed by an explosion and launched into the wall

"Did he just lose?"(Denki)

"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING DENKI KAMINARI! RATH NEVER LOSES!"(Rath)

The tiger decided to attack Denki instead.

Timeskip

Ben grinned to himself as he messed with the watch just scrolling through it while ignoring his teacher until.. An explosion? He immediatley looked at Bakugou but he was still in his seat

"Was that from the lab place or is someone breaking in again?"(Ben)

"I'm actually not sure.. If it was we should be hearing al-"(Mic)

Suddenly, the alarms started!

"Later Presentation Michael!"(Ben)

"Who told you my real name!?"(Mic)

"...I was making a joke-"(XLR8)

Xlr8 sped off and once he arrived at the source of the explosion he just reverted to Ben and sighed

"This is the third time this week..."(Ben)

"So?"(Shigaraki)

"ITS TUESDAY!"(Ben)

".... sO-"(Shigaraki)

"GO HOME HANDJOB!"(Ben)

"We.. Ugh we need your help."(Dabi)

"Listen burnt chicken nugget, i've helped villains before, instantly gotten stabbed in the back afterwards, sometimes literally."(Ben)

"Someone kicked us out of our base!"(Toga)

"Was it the IRS? Cause even the Joker-"(Ben)

"Some random ass ghost and his crew who possessed us and threw us out, and has a weird obsession around killing you."(Shigaraki)

"God fucking damnit"(Ben)

"I take it you know them?"(Dabi)

"Zs'Skayr. A pain in the ass, and Ruler of the Ectonurite's. Just get a gun that shoots light or a guy with a quirk that shoots light and you'll be good, take him off both our hands. Now leave."(Ben)

"We aren't leaving without your help!"(Twice)

"Let's go guys!"(Twice)

"10 seconds."(Ben)

"Till what?"(Toga)

"10."(Ben)

"Why are you doing this? We need help and cl-"(Shigaraki)

"9"(Ben)

"HELP US!"(Dabi)

"8"(Ben)

"Aren't you a hero? Where's your helping fetish?"(Dabi)

"...I'm skipping numbers for that comment, 3."(Ben)

"Oh please, What'll you even do?"(Twice)

"2"(Ben)

"RUN FOR THE HILLS!"(Twice)

"1"(Ben)

"I hate you all.."(Shigaraki)

"0"(Ben)

Ben sighed as he dialed up an alien on his watch instead of master control to give them some more time to leave him alone, he found the transformation and slammed down on the dial

"Toepick? This is gonna be fun.."(Ben)

"Oh please what can that thing d-"(Dabi)

"Toepick shows you his face, which taps into the primordial fears locked in all beings' subconscious and primitive brains"(Ben)

"That can't be true!"(Shigaraki)

"If you insist, I'll show you"(Toepick)

Suddenly gas released from its mask... the cage around its face slowly opened the shadowy silloueete of his face came into view.. I refuse to describe this crazy thing

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUC- KUROGIRI GET US OUT OF HERE!"(Shigaraki)

"NOW PLEASE-"(Dabi)

"Jesus what did you do to them Tennyson?"(Kevin)

"Cowards."(Toepick)

"What?"(Kevin)

"They ran away cause I showed em' Toepick's face"(Ben)

"You mean the face that made a crazy clown beg for his life, specifically you to get out of it?"(Kevin)

'...The Joker?"(Ben)

"Zombozo-"(Kevin)

"Oh and Psyphon did too!"(Ben)

"As in Vilgax sidekick?"(Kevin)

"Yeah he stole some dwarf star thingy and thought he was powerful. I'm gonna go back to class, you probably should too."(Ben)

"Nah, I'm heading down to Mr Smoothy"(Kevin)

"Should've said that sooner! I say we lie and say the villains put up a good fight before running!"(Ben)

"I was kidding... But hell yeah! XLR8 time?"(Kevin)

"Yeah, gotta hurry, maybe 10 seconds here and back? Or they might not believe it was the league of villains who we had to fight"(Ben)

"Don't overestimate the stupidity of everyone!"(Kevin)

"We're wasting valuable time!"(XLR8)

"Your righ-"(Kevin)

"Where the hell are you going?"(Aizawa)

"...To catch the villains?"(XLR8)

"You were going to get a smoothie."(Aizawa)

"I was going to get a smoothie..."(Ben)

"Get me a large black coffee, I'll stall for you"(Aizawa)

"Yes sir! But they have a new size specifically made for me called 'This much will literally kill you please Ben you have a problem get help but also still buy these or i am going to run out of a business' that's basically a bigger version of a water jug."(XLR8)

"...I'll have to check this place out."(Aizawa)

ELSEWHERE IN THE (former) LOV BASE

"So heres the plan-"(???)

"I don't have to follow orders from you Z-"(??)

"Yes you do. We're on a planet full of sunlight, a planet you have never visited."(???)

"...I feel very uncomfortable with the current situa-"(????)

"Shut up before I have to control you."(??)

"Oh come now 'Lord Transyl' Our current situation is.. Less then favorable. I say we give the Dr. A chance to get his priorities straight. If any of us walk out there, we get noticed by Ben Tennyson and we get arrested-"(?)

"No. We don't!"(???)

"Pardon?"(Lord Transyl)

"I can just posses someone, Transyl, you say your 'quirk' makes you damaged by sunlight, Dr. Viktor, you can just walk around normally, and as for you Dr. Psychobos, I'd assume Ben has already shown off most of his alien forms, Would you be able to create an ID Mask for yourself to seem more.. Human?"(???)

"Would I be able t- Of course! I'm the smartest being in the universe!"(Dr. Psychobos)

"That 'fact' is doubtful, even in this universe"(Lord Transyl)

"I hate to side with him but you have been consistently outsmarted by both Azmuth and multiple Tennyson's Galvan form..."(Dr Viktor)

"...My genius is underappreciated."(Dr. Psychobos)

"A potato hooked up to a car battery is more intelligent."(???)

"For once I agree with the Ectonurite..."(Lord Transyl)

"One thing we can all agree on, this galaxy will be ours, we can split the worlds, Viktor, you can have Florida."(Lord Transyl)

"How do you already know about Florida?"(???)

"I spent time learning insults."(Lord Transyl)

"He heard one kid call another a Florida Man and the other kid started crying so he assumed it was an insult."(Dr. Psychobos)

"Its not an insult?"(Lord Transyl)

"It's a place idiot."(Dr. Psychobos)

"I prefer to think of it as a place beyond space and time where grown men wrestle alligators for bagels."(Dr Viktor)

ELSEWHERE (i need sleep holy sh-)

"PAIN"(Definitely not me trying to figure out what I'm doing with this fanfic to make things more interesting and possibly kill off a character! Maybe I'll just kill off Ben to end the series completely)

ELSEWHERE AGAIN

"Hey I ever tell you about the time I got stuck as Rath?"(Ben)

"Elaborate"(Bakugou)

"I was helping this child and suddenly my quirk malfunctions transforming into Rath for the first time E V E R and I got stuck as him and immediately tried to beat the shit out of Kevin. My cousin Gwen had to cover my head with a mana bubble thing and Rath passed out from screaming too much and trying to rip off the Omnitrix"(Ben)

"Then you reverted to normal?"(Bakugou)

"Nope! Later I beat the shit out of a giant guy and jumped down his throat!"(Ben)

"So you did Vor-"(Denki)

"LET ME SET THE SCENE- we were on this freakin' field trip- wait no it actually went like this!"(Ben)

FLASHBACK

Ben POV

Alright so like we delivered the tiffin baby thing for some people to a giant red guy who was like

"There isn't that lovely? Ah!"

And then he FUCKING ATE THE BABY- So I as Rath did this

"DID YOU JUST EAT A FUCKING BABY!?"(Rath)

"Ah yes I did."(??)

"I THOUGHT YOU WOULD KEEP HIM! I THOUGHT HE WAS A PEACE OFFERING!"(Rath)

"Yes, well he was all that, plus a rare delicacy, that's what a peace offering is"(??)

"EATING BABIES IS NOT COOL!"(Rath)

Then I pried his mouth open and jumped down breaking though his teeth WITH the baby afterwards

"How dare you!? Don't you realize this means war!?"(??)

"Kevin, hold the baby."(Rath)

I jumped at his face and pulled his skin to force him to look at me

"LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING JARETT OF PANTOPHAGE! I JUST JUMPED DOWN YOUR THROAT! YOU START A WAR WITH THE LEWODENS AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN EXCEPT NEXT TIME I'LL KNIT YOUR INTESTINES INTO A SWEATER! THEN TURN IT INTO A THNEED AND SELL IT!"(Rath)

Flashback End

Narrator POV

"...Rath is the best"(Bakugou)

"I'm even more scared of Rath now.."(Denki)

"Ben.. You just grossed out the entire table."(Kevin)

"Nah man that story was awesome!"(Setsuna)

"Where did you come from?"(Ben)

"I was listening to the story with one ear over here"(Setsuna)

"This may be a weird question but turn into Rath right now please?"(Bakugou)

"Did you just say please?"(Ben)

"dO iT-"(Bakugou)

"Let me tell you something Katsuki Bakugou! RATH HAS NO IDEA WHY YOU WANT TO TALK TO HIM!"(Rath)

"Let's go."(Bakugou)

"Rath.. would like to know where?"(Rath)

"It's a quest, we need to get going."(Bakugou)

"...Alright?"(Rath)

TIMESKIP

"SEE BITCH I DO HAVE A FRIEND! THIS IS RATH!"(Bakugou)

"RATH HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING BUT RATH IS ENJOYING THE ENERGY IN THE ROOM RIGHT NOW!"(Rath)

"Oh shut the fuck up, this guy isn't your friend brat."(Bakugou's Mother)

"RATH IS HIS FRIEND!"(Rath)

"See bitch!"(Bakugou)

"Good for you Katsuki!"(Bakugou's Dad)

"Rath can see the family resemblance!"(Rath)

"Don't insult me!"(Bakugou AND His Mom at the same time..)

"Rath would like to transform back to Ben!"(Rath)

"Then do it"(Bakugou)

"Oh thank god- Staying as Rath does bad things for my usual crackhead vibes!"(Ben)

"We're leaving now."(Bakugou)

"No you aren't"(Bakugou's Mom)

"The hell do you mean you old hag?"(Bakugou)

"You invite some other friends here and we're all having dinner."(Bakugou's Mom)

"Fuck no!"(Bakugou)

"I'll start calling the Baku-Squad"(Ben)

"That what!?"(Bakugou)

"The Baku-Squad.. Mina, Denki, Sero, Kirishima, and apparently me"(Ben)

"Why does that exist?!"(Bakugou)

"I dunno, hey have you met Kevin?"(Ben)

"Who?"(Bakugou)

"Kevin, he's a friend of mine who was obsessed with his car, one time a city exploded, nobody was in it but that's a lot of property damage- anyways his only words to that were 'Im gonna miss that car' so maybe you'll get along"(Ben)

"...Why"(Bakugou)

"I'll go get them!"(XLR8)

"Oh you're the kid from the sports festival who beat the shit out of him! Good job!"(Bakugou's Mom)

"Yeah, it was surprisingly easy."(XLR8)

"JUST GET THE OTHER MORONS!"(Bakugou)

"Sure thing! I'll text Aizawa afterwards so he doesn't report a kidnapping!"(XLR8)

Timeskip (3 minutes later)

"Sorry I took a while, I stopped for a smoothie, twice"(Ben)

"Where the frick frack apple sauce are we?"(Denki)

"Bakugou's house"(Ben)

"Oh ok"(Denki)

"Wait what?"(Denki)

"Yeah we're being held hostage for dinner"(Ben)

"We.. We were just in lunch"(Denki)

"Oh shit you right, welp, Dadzawa knows where we are already!"(Ben)

"Really? How?"(Denki)

"...Pikachu you idiot, he gave me, Deku, Icy Hot, and apparently Ben his number bec-"(Bakugou)

"Because we get into constant life challenging trouble? Or because he thinks of us as his kiddo's?"(Ben)

"I hope its the first one"(Bakugou)

"Sheesh"(Ben)

"SHEESH"(The Rest of the Bakusquad aside from Bakugou and Ben simultaneously)

"What the actual fuck-"(Bakugou)

"Meme culture..!"(Ben)

"I hate all of you."(Bakugou)

"Oh your back already?"(Bakugou's Mom)

"OH WOW- Bakugou you look like an angrier version of your mom-"(Denki)

"DON'T COMPARE ME TO THE OLD HAG!"(Bakugou)

"You'd be lucky to look like me Katsuki. So these are all your best friends?"(Bakugou's Mom)

"I would betray all my 'friends' for confetti"(Bakugou)

"Office I drop kicked that Child in self defense, you gotta believe me!"(Ben)

"Help Deo! I'm getting chased by a minority!"(Denki)

"It's alright, as someone who went to college, I know you can't lose what you never had"(Sero)

"But you can go into debt!"(Mina)

(Authors Note:TechnoSupport! Beat the shit out of cancer!)

"What the hell was that?"(Bakugou's Mom)

"Technoblade never dies ma'am."(Ben)

"Who?"(Bakugou's Mom)

"Uncultured swi- Actually nevermind!"(Denki)

"I'm gonna go get a smoothie, anybody want anything?"(XLR8)

"You have a problem"(Denki)

"I hate to agree with Dunce Face, so I won't."(Bakugou)

ELSEWHERE

"GIVE US BACK OUR BASE OF DI-"(Shigaraki)

"Is that a light gun?"(Lord Transyl)

"Indeed, it appears they did research, Lord Transyl, inform Zs'Skayr whilst I and Dr. Viktor deal with these primitive apes"(Dr. Psychobos)

"Noone tells me what to d-"(Lord Transyl)

Suddenly the room was engulfed in light and an ear piercing scream of pain from Lord Transyl was heard as he ran from the room and Dr. Psychobos head opened up revealing his brain as lightning crackled off of it

TIMESKIP

"KUROGIRI SEND THEM INTO THE SUN!"(Shigaraki)

"Sir that would burn all of us"(Kurogiri)

"God damn it- You know what I meant! They broke the gun and we need light, Dabi hurts himself with his fire so I'd rather not risk that!"(Shigaraki)

"Ah, I believe I understand"(Kurogiri)

Suddenly a portal opened under them, they fell through and arrived in front of the UA gates, light from the sun shining in on the vampire like alien only for.. An umbrella to appear above them providing shade

"You expected I wouldn't have thought of that, bad mistake"(Dr. Psychobos)

"Besides. HELP HELP SOMEONE HELP VILLAINS ARE ATTACKING US! Dr. Psychobos, ID Masks for the others and the one you made for yourself."(Zs'Skayr inside someone's body)

"The hell is happening here?"(Aizawa)

"Sir help! These villains attacked us out of nowhere and then a portal appeared and- and- Please help!"(Zs'Skayr)

"Stay back I'll take care of these idiots..."(Aizawa)

"Good luck with the heroes we gotta go back to OUR base assholes!"(Shigaraki)

"Bye Aizawa! You're so cool!"(Twice)

"FUCK YOU HERO SCUM"(Twice)

"Bye Bye! Tell Izu I said Hi!"(Toga)

"Hurry up Kurogiri!"(Dabi)

"What a bunch of crackheads.."(Dr. Viktor)

"I'm sorry to you all, what are your names?"(Aizawa)

"My name is Dr. King Viktor.."(Dr. Viktor)

"Dr. Psychobos. Refer to me as nothing else."(Dr. Psychobos)

"I-I'm Casper.."(Zs'Skayr)

"Vlad Transyl"(Lord Transyl)

"I have to withhold that information."(???)

"Almost forgot you were here-"(Dr. Viktor)

"W-we were just exploring this abandoned b-bar we found when those crazy people attacked us..."(Zs'Skayr)

"Alright.. I don't want to have to deal with the paperwork.. I wonder if Mic is busy.."(Aizawa)

"We'll just be on our way sir-"(Zs'Skayr)

"No, I'll have one of my students escort you home"(Aizawa)

"Sir with all due respect.."(Dr. Viktor)

"I wasn't offering, I was telling."(Aizawa)

Aizawa sighed pulling out his phone and scrolling through contacts til he found the one that said "Annoying Son #4" and hit call

"Hello, are you busy? I need you to escort some people that were ambushed by villains home"(Aizawa)

"I'm at my house with the rest of the crackheads"(Bakugou)

"Alright I'll call someone else."(Aizawa)

Aizawa called "Problem Child #1"

"Hello?"(Aizawa)

"Yeah Dad?"(Ben)

"Can you escort some people back to their homes? They were just attacked in front of UA-"(Aizawa)

"I'm he-"(XLR8)

"Hello Ben"(Aizawa)

"GET BACK!"(XLR8)

'W h a t?"(Aizawa)

"These are villains!"(XLR8)

"No they aren't-"(Aizawa)

"Ah, Ben Tennyson I presume? May I ask why the Kinceleran form? Relax."(Dr. Viktor)

"Oh you shut it! You tried to murder me when I was a 10 year old!"(Ben)

"Did I?"(Dr. Viktor)

"Ben stop harassing them- I'll just get Midoriya her-"(Aizawa)

"So which one of you is Zs'Skayr? You possessing a kid now Ghostfreak?"(Ben)

"Zs'Skayr? How do you know that name? There have been some reports of that villain.. God fucking damn it they're real villains"(Aizawa)

"TOLD YOU!"(Four-Arms)

Four-Arms picked up Viktor and just fucking yeeted him before transforming into Feedback to absorb the electricity shot at him

"You ruin everything don't you ?"(Zs'Skayr)

"I try, So what are you idiots doing here? Did Vilgax bring you back home?"(Feedback)

"Vilgax? No, he's a pawn in this grand scheme"(Zs'Skayr)

"Does that make you a checkers piece? Your all pretty fucking weak compared to Vilgax-"(Goop)

"Are we now? Do you remember me?"(Transyl)

"Maybe I would if you didn't wear an ID Mask"(Diamond-Head)

"Ah of course, perhaps you'd better recognize me in my true form however this.. Mask protects me from that disgusting light you have on Earth"(Transyl)

"Lord Transyl?! I threw you into sun- Well technically that was Viktor but still! You died! So did Zs'Skayr- I trapped him in his castle with a fucking sun that never should've been gone!"(Ben)

"Ah yes, you used a Prypiatosian-A correct? Would you attack me while I possessed a child though?"(Zs'Skayr)

"Isn't that me? Not Atomix?"(NRG)

"That's Prypiatosian-B you idiot. Aside from that, Welcome to my control."(Transyl)

"NRG is inside a suit, remind me again who the idiot is?"(NRG)

"Dr. Psychobos, Now"(Zs'Skayr)

"Crab cakes is here?"(NRG)

Suddenly the villains disappeared

"What the fuck just happened?"(Aizawa)

"Well you see-"(Ben)

"DID YOU SAY YOU KILLED 2 OF THEM!?"(Aizawa)

"...What do you want me to say? 'Whoopsies! I did a murder!' In my defense they were going to take over the universe!"(Ben)

"You mean the world?"(Aizawa)

"I have a lot to explain, don't I? Can it wait til tomorrow? I'm having dinner with the Bakugou's, and Bakusquad"(Ben)

"Fine.. But only because that family is terrifieing"(Aizawa)