My Omniv

Episo : Escape fro te                      V      A       U       L       T

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Vault?

Hello. You may be wondering, 'the fuck is up with the title and stuff', Well that's a simple answer! You'll never know! Anyways my name is Yoichi Shigaraki how are you today? I'm currently not too good, I'm trapped in a vault and have been for years! Ever since my amazing brother trapped me here for being practically useless to him due to my weak ass quirk which he assumed I didn't have and then forced one upon me, yadda yadda, you get the rest. Either way, can you blame me for being a bit unhinged- Pun fully intended by the way :D

"Huh- that wasn't open before.."(Yoichi)

And I was right, there stood a man with a scar near his eye and blonde hair with red eyes who seemed to be glaring at me. Time to fuck around!

"Hello!"(Yoichi)

"..Hi?"(???)

"So are you here to save me or rob me?"(Yoichi)

"I- Either one I guess?"(???)

"How are you going to keep my quirk safe?"(Yoichi)

"What-"(???)

"Or will my brother take it"(Yoichi)

"What are you-"(???)

"I'm worried about my quirk, am I being unclear-?"(Yoichi)

"Dude what the hell are you- Your quirk is fine-"(???)

"If it isn't, do I get yours?"(Yoichi)

"...Why are you worried about losing your quirk?"(???)

"Would you not be worried?"(Yoichi)

"I- That's a loaded question- Are you going to leave your vault here or not?"(???)

He touched me and I laughed awkwardly and scoffed turning to my side to speak to myself

"Who does this guy think he is? My brother-? HELP!"(Yoichi)

"Okay- Stop- Calm down-"(???)

"Yo bro, you want my quirk?"(Yoichi)

"What- that's not possible-"(???)

"Yeah it is! My brother taketh but I can giveth away- So long as you return the favor."(Yoichi)

"...What is it you want in return?"(???)

"Find someone to transfer it to so it can gain more power, and eventually, beat the shit out of my brother."(Yoichi)

"God, sibling of the year you are.."(???)

"Bitch, he's had me locked in this vault for like a decade."(Yoichi)

"Right that's fair- So you want me to like- Give your quirk to someone else?"(???)

"Yes. Preferably a good person though-"(Yoichi)

"Alright.. So how do I get it?"(???)

"Good question! I have no clue! How about we try this-"(Yoichi)

I put my hand on his face and he glared at me

"The fuck are you doing!?"(???)

"This is how he gives them away.. Uhh- Sorry this is weird for me too.."(Yoichi)

"This isn't working- I'm leaving-"(???)

"Wait no! I need you to do this- I- Uhh- I know how to transfer it!"(Yoichi)

"How?!"(???)

"Eat my hair!"(Yoichi)

"...What the actual fuck-"(???)

Oh god please be the right thing- Please fucking work- please don't be weird

420 words lets fricken go!