Matt: hey james what should we name them

James: glad you asked I came up with some 

Matt: what are they casue I can't come up with any

James: ok so I have pika,pika jr., picachu2, pika pika, pikash, pi..

Matt: all of those are  bad names

James: ok then whet do you wanna name them

Matt: I got it how about... naruto and sasuke

James: no way in hell

Matt: oh I know rin and yukio

James: definitely no

Matt: ok I know you'll like this one... hikaru and kaoru

James: ugh fine 

Matt: alright hikaru, kaoru do you like these names

Hikaru: eh I don't really care what name you give us

Kaoru: as long as we have one it's fine with me

James: what did your father use to call you

Hikaru: trash

Kaoru: good for nothings

Hikaru: shits

Kaoru: slaves

Kaoru&hikaru: whores we could go on if you want us to

Matt: no you don't have to the less we know the better

James: say children how do you feel about pokemon *smiles*

Hikaru:stupid

*arrows pierces into james heart*

Kaoru: nonsense

"Two arrows pierces into james heart*

Hikaru&Kaoru: a complete waste of time

James goes into a corner and sobs

Matt: guys you didn't have to be that mean james I think pokemon is awsome

James: *rises like the sun* really? This is why I love you

Hikaru: father said that gay love is a shame

Matt: well you can tell your father to stick it where the sun don't shine

Kaoru: he did

Matt&james: huh?

Hikaru: *pushes Kaoru in their room* don't study him he's just talking nonsense it's getting pretty late we should go to bed we have school tomorrow so goodnight matt and james.*closes bedroom door*

Matt: that was weird... uh james what are you doing

James: now that they're asleep we can have some fun

Matt: james what are you doing... stop!!...nooo!

2 minutes later of fighting and struggling

James: you always said you like naruto 

Matt: why did you force me to dress up like him what are you up to

James: well my fans on insta keep requesting I do pics of naruto and sasuke so I said why not so here you are dressed as naruto

Matt: all things I think you should be naruto

James: let's wake up the kids dress them up as pikachu then I can post a pic of a crossover with naruto and pokemon awsome

Matt: don't wake them up for your weird entertainment

Few minutes later of arguing and fighting

They ended up waking the kids and took a pic for james insta