Matt: why are you so obsessed with picachu

James: I wouldn't call it obsessed more like adore

Matt: you've liked him since you were in kindergarten

Flashback

Younger james: don't come near me or else

Boy: or else what

Younger james: I'll hit you with my lighting bolt I might not look it but I'm picachu

Boy: .... hahaha he thinks he's picachu what a nerd

Kids: hahahahaha

Younger matt: hey! How bout you leave him alone so what the kid thinks he's picachu

Younger james: hey! You're only one year older than me

Younger matt: if he's gonna be picachu then I'm ash

Younger james: huh?

Younger matt: and you know what

Boy: what?!

Younger matt: I've gotta catch em all so don't get in my way got it

Boy: both of you are a bunch of weirdos, tch get em boys

Younger matt: picachu I choose you

James already left his mom picked him up when matt was talking

Younger matt: you jerk!!!!!!

Younger james: aaaachooooo

James mom: I guess someone's talking about you

Younger james: it's probably ash sticking up for me

James mom: huh?

Younger james: nothing

The next day

Younger james: oh wow you look pretty beaten up what happened

Younger matt: that stupid boy tried to beat me up

Younger james: don't worry next time I'll hit him with my super lightning attack pika pika

Younger matt: *hits james behind the head* you're the reason I almost got beat up you moron!!!!!

Flashback over

James: pika you still didn't catch em all :1

Matt: oh shut up you moron