Author san: you know I don't understand these things about zodiac signs

Hikaru: what's your zodiac sign author?

Author: oh me, I'm a Scorpio

Hikaru: yay! Me too

Author: scorpio power!

Matt: I'm a Gemini

Kaoru: Taurus

James: I'm a Pisces are you surprised

Author: .... no not really

Hikaru: of course I knew that

Kaoru: it's not a shocker

Matt: I'm your boyfriend so yeah

James: so mean

Author: anyways, you know they keep saying thaScorpios are always angry and like everytime you see what they say about Scorpios you see alot of negative things. Not all Scorpios are mean yeah they're right about the loyal and doesn't like to be betrayed and stuff like that, but I wouldn't harm someone because of it and I don't even think of a revenge I'm soft and really nice some might even take me for granted and I can be friends with all signs, they say Gemini and Scorpios hate each other but my best friend is a gemini, and a girl I know who's a Sagittarius she gets on my nerves, and I don't get jealous never will never would they're are right about the single part but what about the real us what about...pft

James: ??

Author: I'm sorry I really did try to take this seriously but I can't who the crap even believes some of those things, haha I'm not soft I rarely show my emotions I'm just super chill sometimes I look like I'm high, I'm sorry this was definitely suppose to be serious but how can I be serious do you seriously want to hear a inspirational speah lol

Hikaru: you want to hear the dark truth 

Author: ... ok

Kaoru: sure

Matt: aight

James: no not rea-

Hikaru: ok I once killed a fly

Author: ...

Kaoru: ...

Matt: ...

James: ???

Author: hahahaha what did that even had to with anything

Hikaru: I'm serious and after I killed it I was so sad I had a small funeral for it.

Kaoru: that's ridiculous

Author: hahaha your killing me

Hikaru: I'm sure you did something like that

Author: well I did

James: what did you do

Author: ... well my brother, our friends, and I were playing outside having fun playing tricks I even tricked my brother into eating a pepper we thought it was a berry but either way it was unsafe I got in trouble for it but he was fine. We started playing some more then we saw  chicks far away from their mom, being the stupid little kids we were we tried to catch them, I caught one and the other chick ran away, now this was when we were small and uneducated we took the chick and started bathing it we were smart enough to know that it had to be quite so the mother doesn't find it we played with it and everything then it stopped making noise right in my hands it didn't make a sound it just stayed still in my hands making no noise eyes closed and not breathing. I placed him on the ground and we all hovered over it I touched it with my finger and said "guys we lost him" everyone started yelling "nooo! Why he was so young". We buried him and sang the star spangled banner song we even had speeches there were tears it was a sad moment we lost one of our own. I was more sad than all of them so I digged and digged but I couldn't find him. I looked up to the sky and said "he's up there now" but I knew the truth I had forgotten where I buried him. The end.

Hikaru: pft... sorry ahem... pft hahahaha I'm sorry I know it's not funny but come on it was pretty funny

James: I thought it was sad did you ever find the body

Author: no I forgot about it I even told them I couldn't find it they laughed and digged as well but they couldn't findnit either so we started making jokes about how it probably tricked us and ran while it still could the reason we weren't that sad was because we made a light situation of it

Matt: how sad

Author: oh wait till I tell you about the time at thanksgiving when my family made me watch a documentary of how the animals were killed and made for us to eat.

Kaoru: oh god please no

James: I'm already traumatized

Author: or how bout the time when I saw my mom and her boyfriend naked for the first time

Matt: please stop this pain

Author: or how bout my first time seeing a pic of a dick from someone elses phone

Hikaru: aren't we traumatized enough

Author: or how bout that time when I was younger and thought a condom was a candy and started chewing it then asking what it was.

James: oh my... pft hahaha you ate a condom that's hilarious

Author: not if you later found out what a condom is used for

Hikaru: p-please stop this torture

Author: have you ever been to a funeral

Matt: n-no why

Author: well I have I cried my eyes out I didn't even know the person but I cried isn't that strange it's kinda weird to see a corpse because it's like they're not even dead just resting their eyes... you know what I always wondered.

James: w-what

Author: what goes on in a psychopaths mind

Everyone became traumatized and sat in corner rocking back and forth while author san told real life events that happened to her.

Author: ever wondered what happens when you die

Hikaru: aahhhhh the horror

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Hello the stories author San aka me told were true these events did happen there's more but I don't want to put you through that kinda of horror. So tell me what kind of horrible experience happened to you during your life Time tell me in the comments section below.

Author: have you ever nearly drowned and seeing your life flash before your eues believing that it was the end ever suffocate while your sleeping or dream of being shot and waking up feeling the paing of a bullet going through you

Hikaru: pleeeeeseeeee stooooooppppppp!!!!!!!!